Best Funny Quotes With Images

 

 

You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end.

Fiona Apple
 You know, I’ve always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to end. - Fiona Apple

 

It’s funny now how much we look at – whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film – online, and how in the online world, you’re instantly global.

Mike Mills
 It’s funny now how much we look at - whatever you want to call it: art, design, culture stuff, film - online, and how in the online world, you’re instantly global. - Mike Mills

 

 

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie… a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

George Orwell
 Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. - George Orwell

 

I look at old performance videos now, and it’s really funny – I thought I was such a gangster!

Becky G
 I look at old performance videos now, and it’s really funny - I thought I was such a gangster! - Becky G

 

I think it’s funny how excited people can get about things I say that don’t have anything to do with music. I made a disparaging comment about McDonald’s on Twitter once and people flipped out on me.

Ron Pope
 I think it’s funny how excited people can get about things I say that don’t have anything to do with music. I made a disparaging comment about McDonald’s on Twitter once and people flipped out on me. - Ron Pope

 

I thought I was funny as a kid.

Jo Brand
 I thought I was funny as a kid. - Jo Brand

 

I thought ‘Borat’ was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn’t some studio-produced script with 14 writers.

Steve Martin
 I thought ‘Borat’ was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn’t some studio-produced script with 14 writers. - Steve Martin

 

I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

Tia Carrere
 I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass. - Tia Carrere

 

Let’s make some funny pictures.

Tex Avery
 Let’s make some funny pictures. - Tex Avery

 

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

Moby
 That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife. - Moby

 

I hit Instagram and Twitter as soon as I wake up. And then I check my texts and emails. It’s funny that I check social media before I check my email.

Guillermo Diaz
 I hit Instagram and Twitter as soon as I wake up. And then I check my texts and emails. It’s funny that I check social media before I check my email. - Guillermo Diaz

 

I’m doing the film ‘Don’t Stop Dreaming’ with Rishi Kapoor and Suniel Shetty. They’re both so funny and fantastic!

Laila Rouass
 I’m doing the film ‘Don’t Stop Dreaming’ with Rishi Kapoor and Suniel Shetty. They’re both so funny and fantastic! - Laila Rouass

 

 

It’s funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.

Tom Baker
 It’s funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. - Tom Baker

 

It is not every day that a pop superstar gets involved with terrorism as a victim, so the press takes advantage of that to say things they think are funny.

Demis Roussos
 It is not every day that a pop superstar gets involved with terrorism as a victim, so the press takes advantage of that to say things they think are funny. - Demis Roussos

 

If I find something funny or something that kind of cracks me up, I’ll get up on stage. I don’t care what situation I’m in or what media I’m in: I’m gonna say it.

Jo Koy
 If I find something funny or something that kind of cracks me up, I’ll get up on stage. I don’t care what situation I’m in or what media I’m in: I’m gonna say it. - Jo Koy

 

Children are the most honest critics. They will say ‘You’re funny’, but also ‘You’re pathetic – go away.’

Dylan Moran
 Children are the most honest critics. They will say ‘You’re funny’, but also ‘You’re pathetic - go away.’ - Dylan Moran

 

I found Leonora Carrington’s ‘The Hearing Trumpet’ really funny.

Olga Tokarczuk
 I found Leonora Carrington’s ‘The Hearing Trumpet’ really funny. - Olga Tokarczuk

 

I’m the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh.

Lisa Kudrow
 I’m the youngest in my family, and everyone is very funny, and I was always trying to keep up with them. I just loved making people laugh. - Lisa Kudrow

 

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn’t pronounce my R’s. I wasn’t a beauty.

Barbara Walters
 I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn’t pronounce my R’s. I wasn’t a beauty. - Barbara Walters

 

It’s so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I’ve got no ambition for directing.

Majandra Delfino
 It’s so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I’ve got no ambition for directing. - Majandra Delfino

 

Harry Reid is not funny; he’s creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

Lewis Black
 Harry Reid is not funny; he’s creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy. - Lewis Black

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