Best Funny Quotes With Images

 

There’s something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn’t realise he’s, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail.

Brad Anderson
 There’s something bizarrely funny about a guy who doesn’t realise he’s, in essence, a dog chasing his own tail. - Brad Anderson

 

You’re unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things.

Richard P. Feynman
 You’re unlikely to discover something new without a lot of practice on old stuff, but further, you should get a heck of a lot of fun out of working out funny relations and interesting things. - Richard P. Feynman

 

I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I’m very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with.

John Lydon
 I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I’m very proud of them Country Life ads. They were funny and clever and classy like the Toblerone ads I grew up with. - John Lydon

 

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Adam Sandler
 Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things. - Adam Sandler

 

In person, RuPaul is warm, funny, personable – someone who thoroughly enjoys life.

Jenna Wortham
 In person, RuPaul is warm, funny, personable - someone who thoroughly enjoys life. - Jenna Wortham

 

I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it’s just not funny.

Issa Rae
 I hate to say it but I hate black humor. I feel like a Klan member saying it, but it’s just not funny. - Issa Rae

 

Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking ‘Can women be funny?’ People still ask that. It’s like asking: ‘Can women breathe in and out?’

Julie Walters
 Oh all the time when Victoria Wood and I did our series. There were people asking ‘Can women be funny?’ People still ask that. It’s like asking: ‘Can women breathe in and out?’ - Julie Walters

 

I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what’s so funny? I have days when I’m absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don’t understand it.

Lil’ Kim
 I like bowling. I suck at it, but I like it. You know what’s so funny? I have days when I’m absolutely great at doing it, and then I have days when I just don’t understand it. - Lil’ Kim

 

Success is always less funny than failure.

Jon Ronson
 Success is always less funny than failure. - Jon Ronson

 

Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don’t mind laughing at it before you guys do.

Kevin Hart
 Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just makes me laugh, and I don’t mind laughing at it before you guys do. - Kevin Hart

 

One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time.

Daniel J. Goor
 One thing I would say is real cops have real gallows senses of humor and make incredibly funny and inappropriate jokes in the presence of dead people all the time. - Daniel J. Goor

 

There weren’t any funny people in sports or the Spanish club. All the really creative, witty, funny people that made your belly hurt were in the theater program.

Sean Hayes
 There weren’t any funny people in sports or the Spanish club. All the really creative, witty, funny people that made your belly hurt were in the theater program. - Sean Hayes

 

As a child, I was a victim of bullying because of my cultural background. I didn’t look like all the other kids. I had a funny name.

Mustafa Ali
 As a child, I was a victim of bullying because of my cultural background. I didn’t look like all the other kids. I had a funny name. - Mustafa Ali

 

 

 

I’ve heard that my father was a really funny man in company, but I never got to see that side of him. I was just 17 when he died, and he didn’t know that I was funny.

Michael McIntyre
 I’ve heard that my father was a really funny man in company, but I never got to see that side of him. I was just 17 when he died, and he didn’t know that I was funny. - Michael McIntyre

 

I think trying to be hot is the antithesis of trying to be funny. If you’re aware of what you look like, or you’re trying to… you can’t be truly funny.

Natasia Demetriou
 I think trying to be hot is the antithesis of trying to be funny. If you’re aware of what you look like, or you’re trying to... you can’t be truly funny. - Natasia Demetriou

 

Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny.

Lisa Lampanelli
 Andy Dick is so gay, he thinks Margaret Cho is funny. - Lisa Lampanelli

 

That’s why ‘Gangnam Style’ works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it’s just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it’s funny.

Psy
 That’s why ‘Gangnam Style’ works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it’s just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it’s funny. - Psy

 

I’ve always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they’re just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.

Steve Martin
 I’ve always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they’re just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers. - Steve Martin

 

Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it’s my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers.

Jerry Seinfeld
 Being a stand-up is my mission in life; it’s my passion. My ongoing goal is to simply be funny, on my own, in front of a roomful of strangers. - Jerry Seinfeld

 

The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad Men’ is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it.

Jonah Hill
 The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad Men’ is disgusting. It’s a super disgusting part of our culture, but I still find it funny to make a joke about it. - Jonah Hill

 

The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.

Joe Rogan
 The audience changes every night. You’re the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh. - Joe Rogan

 

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