It’s a funny old world.
You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
Yeah, it’s kind of tongue-in-cheek. You know, Five Finger Death Punch doing ‘Mama Said Knock You Out.’ It was just really funny for us.
I almost always wear a jacket, but I like different jackets. I also like funny pants.
People tend to think I’m funny and fluffy, but I can switch on a sixpence from extreme happiness to utter despair. I’m aware that doesn’t make it easy for people sometimes.
Well, I mean, if a joke or humor is bawdy, it’s got to be funny enough to warrant it. You can’t just have it bawdy or dirty just for the sake of being that – it’s got to be funny.
My uncle was a preacher, and I used to go watch him preach. He was also funny, so I’m very ‘preacher-ish’ on stage, not by intent but because that’s where I learned to talk in front of people.
I call myself the Amusement Park. That’s because I’m funny and scary at the same time.
I feel like any time John Oliver is added to something, the comedy is instantly there. He’s so funny.
I buy so much fake jewelry, it’s funny. It’s not real. I don’t wear real diamonds or anything.
To me, wealth is the peace of mind you have, your family, your friends, your colleagues. Everything else is just money, and it really is funny how people pay so much attention to that.
People get so heated about it and can’t see the funny side, I think. And plus, everything’s been said. It must be really difficult to come up with new jokes about Brexit.
I think what’s hysterically funny is a guy who sets himself up as the most confident, everything’s-perfect, know-it-all, things-are-swell human being and then gets wiped out every time.
My girlfriend doesn’t think I’m funny at all.
If it’s funny, I’ll do anything.
Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.
Comedy is funny when it comes from truth, and that’s always the rule of them. It’s about how far you can push that boundary.
The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I’ve given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.
You can’t be funny if you don’t have good material.
If it gets laughs, it’s funny.
I’m attracted to funny people with nice hands who smell good and are kind to people.
You can hate me for being a woman, you can hate me for being smart, you can hate me for being funny, but you hate me because I am doing something you could never do. End of story.
My favorite type of pet has always been a dog. They’re loyal, kind, and offer endless affection. My friend Eric says, ‘The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.’ Funny thought.
