Best Funny Quotes With Images

It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!

Garth Brooks
 It’s funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment! - Garth Brooks

 

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that?

Casey Stengel
 They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What’s funny about that? - Casey Stengel

 

I’m very British at heart. When I come to England, I say I’m coming home, and then it’s funny: when I leave England to go back to L.A., I also say I’m going back home.

Lily Collins
 I’m very British at heart. When I come to England, I say I’m coming home, and then it’s funny: when I leave England to go back to L.A., I also say I’m going back home. - Lily Collins

 

 

 

 

Brad Pitt’s role in ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ – I want to do that so bad! That’s one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny.

Jessie Usher
 Brad Pitt’s role in ‘Mr. & Mrs. Smith’ - I want to do that so bad! That’s one of my favorite movies of all time, and that character was so funny. - Jessie Usher

 

Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads – I just write it.

Kara Swisher
 Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it. - Kara Swisher

 

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you’re about, and everything I do is really about pride.

Tom Ford
 Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you’re about, and everything I do is really about pride. - Tom Ford

 

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.

William Arthur Ward
 Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

 

I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.

Katy Perry
 I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning. - Katy Perry

 

I don’t want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also want to make my posts more interesting.

Toni Garrn
 I don’t want to come across the wrong way, which is hard when being funny or sarcastic at times, but I also want to make my posts more interesting. - Toni Garrn

 

Underground, raw movies that come out of nowhere and change everything – they aren’t slick-looking. But I have nothing against slick-looking as long as the scripts are funny.

John Waters
 Underground, raw movies that come out of nowhere and change everything - they aren’t slick-looking. But I have nothing against slick-looking as long as the scripts are funny. - John Waters

 

I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I’m laughing.

James L. Brooks
 I laugh every day. There are days when my laughs are pretty hollow. Dust comes out of your mouth, and your bones make a funny sound. But I’m laughing. - James L. Brooks

 

Yet there are some people – Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored.

Bob Saget
 Yet there are some people - Steve Allen would dissect comedy forever; he’s a really funny guy, but he would love talking about comedy. I’m doing it right now and you all seem bored. - Bob Saget

 

It’s funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in ‘Madden,’ and now to see myself in the game, it’s an honor.

Gaines Adams
 It’s funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in ‘Madden,’ and now to see myself in the game, it’s an honor. - Gaines Adams

 

As a child, I’d always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers – gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background.

Anthony Browne
 As a child, I’d always liked cowboys and Indians stories where there were two layers - gruesome in the foreground but funny in the background. - Anthony Browne

 

Actually I never did stand up. I’m not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan
 Actually I never did stand up. I’m not that funny. - Maynard James Keenan

 

 

 

Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny.

Robert Crais
 Sometimes I am so dry that people don’t know I’m kidding and think I’m being serious. I enjoy this because their reactions are often funny. - Robert Crais

 

 

I’ve been called a funny person for a long time. I don’t know that I know anything about comedic acting.

John Cho
 I’ve been called a funny person for a long time. I don’t know that I know anything about comedic acting. - John Cho

 

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It’s why I started acting – to make my friends laugh.

Nick Wechsler
 Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It’s why I started acting - to make my friends laugh. - Nick Wechsler

 

Humor was how I got through everything in my life. I used to find a funny way to get out of situations. That’s who I was. That’s who I am!

Jermaine Fowler
 Humor was how I got through everything in my life. I used to find a funny way to get out of situations. That’s who I was. That’s who I am! - Jermaine Fowler

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