Computers are like bicycles for the mind, extending our capabilities in amazing ways.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.

Hardware is the part of a computer you can kick software is the part you can only curse at.

The computer was born to solve problems that did not exist before.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity, but it’s getting closer every day.

Those who can imagine anything, can create the impossible with computers.

Programs must be written for people to read, and only incidentally for machines to execute.

Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living.

Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequila.

When a computer is made, so is a hacker.

The true danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

A computer’s attention to detail is like the gods’ it is both their blessing and their curse.

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.

Simplicity is the soul of efficiency in computer programming.

Understanding computing is part of the necessary skill set for an informed society.

The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is ‘The computer is down.’

Passwords are like underwear you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.

The only legitimate use of a computer is to play games.

Computer science is the operating system for all innovation.

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.

The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.

The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a challenge and opportunity beyond imagination.

A computer does not substitute for judgment any more than a pencil substitutes for literacy.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn’t get bigger or heavier.

Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn.

Computing power is finite. Creativity and imagination are not.

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose, with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs, and of course, computers.

A computer is like air conditioning it becomes useless when you open Windows too much.

The most profound technologies are those that disappear. They weave themselves into the fabric of everyday life until they are indistinguishable from it.

You don’t have to know how to write a program to know how to use a computer. But knowing how to write a program can let you use a computer in ways you couldn’t imagine.

The problem with troubleshooting is that trouble shoots back.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

Think twice before relying on digital convenience, for its shadow is digital vulnerability.

The Internet is a global village where village idiots now have global reach.

With a computer you can make mistakes at lightning speed.

Digital security is a race against time, and we’re all on the track together.

The only thing worse than a system that doesn’t work is a computer that executes error perfectly.

Deleting Internet history is the digital equivalent of whispering.

A picture is worth a thousand words but a screenshot is worth a thousand explanations.

Programming languages are like pizzas everybody has their favorite, but they all get the job done.

The beauty of coding is that mistakes only cost you time, not wood, paint, or fabric.

Computer networking is the art of blaming your ISP for things getting slower.

It’s not a bug it’s an undocumented feature.

The inevitable truth of modern technology is that if it can compute, it can crash.

In computing, turning the obvious into the useful is a living definition of the word ‘frustration’.

Bytes and bits, the essence of wit.

Code is poetry in binary form.

Plug in, boot up, excel.

Computer Humanity’s mind child.

Rebooting is a fresh start.

Data is the new oil.

Pixels paint our digital lives.

Silicon chips fuel dreams.

Cyberspace our second home.

Algorithms shape our digital fate.

Connectivity is modern power.

Storage is cheap, memories priceless.

Programming the art of logic.

Computing speed defines success.

Virtual reality, actual impact.

Click, tap, swipe modern language.

AI, our smart creation.

Binary decisions run the world.

Code less, think more.

Hardware strong, software flexible.

Hackers see through digital eyes.

Streamline life with digitization.

Technology is humanity scaled.

The motherboard of invention.

Files are life’s digital diary.

Errors are lessons in disguise.

The web weaves us together.

Infinite loops, finite patience.

Technology evolution at speed.

Encrypt the data, secure the future.

Wi-Fi waves carry dreams.

Life is short, delete spam.

Digital dreams are made of code.

The cloud never forgets.

A pixel perfect life.

Processors are the new brain.

Digital footprint, real impact.

Backup today, relax tomorrow.

Gaming is the virtual gym.

Keep calm, and code on.

Uptime is the new high.

After every crash, reboot.

Software mirrors the mind.

Firewalls are digital shields.

Stay connected, stay relevant.

Information is a click away.

Sleep mode for human brains.

404 Success not found.

Cables are modern day veins.

The web Humanity’s canvas.

Silent servers, loud impact.

Master the keyboard, master life.

Enter the password to success.

Innovation starts with a click.

Tech savvy is the new smart.

Access to computers and the Internet has become a basic need for education in our society.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

Never trust a computer you can’t throw out a window.

The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do.

The Internet is not just one thing, it’s a collection of things – of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language.

The internet could be a very positive step towards education, organisation and participation in a meaningful society.

Computer science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.

Computing is not about computers any more. It is about living.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

The digital revolution is far more significant than the invention of writing or even of printing.

I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We’ve created life in our own image.

We’re entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.

I think it’s fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we’ve ever created. They’re tools of communication, they’re tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user.

When people think about computer science, they imagine people with pocket protectors and thick glasses who code all night.

Computers are to design as microwaves are to cooking.

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers.

It’s been my policy to view the Internet not as an ‘information highway’, but as an electronic asylum filled with babbling loonies.

There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.

Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.

The internet is not for sissies.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.

People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They’re wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster.