I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
It’s a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends.
I am blessed with a funny gene that makes me enjoy life.
All I care about is making jokes that are funny and making people laugh.
Sometimes I’m really funny, sometimes I’m quiet, sometimes I’m shy, but I’m constantly changing.
One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
That’s the funny thing about time. It is only in looking back that it’s easy to connect the dots. To see exactly why everything needed to happen the way that it did.
It’s hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
You know how old I am? I’m so old, I remember when Letterman used to be funny and it was presidents who were serious. That’s how old I am.
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don’t have a sense of humor it just isn’t funny anymore.
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’ but ‘That’s funny…’
I love shifting between being super cute and aggressive. It’s funny.
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day.
When humor can be made to alternate with melancholy, one has a success, but when the same things are funny and melancholic at the same time, it’s just wonderful.
I was fired from an NBC sitcom called ‘Friends With Benefits.’ I was wrong for the part from the beginning, didn’t even want to audition, and kept thinking, ‘This isn’t funny at all.’
When something is truly funny, it’s funny all the time.
Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else.
Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.
