What I find funny are peoples’ blind spots. That’s the funniest thing about anybody – when they just don’t realize who they are. What’s funny about seeing a hippo do ballet is it thinks it’s a swan.
Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny.
If you’re not going to love the Spurs, just don’t talk smack to me about it. And if you’re going to talk smack to me about it, be funny.
I mean, autographs are so funny. I don’t think it’s good to encourage that sort of thing. Why do people want to have an autograph? What does it do for you?
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Kids cannot follow stories. They don’t know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
Until now, until I actually got into law class, I just never thought of it as being an interest for me, but it’s really funny because now that I’m in law, I’m like ‘Wow, I could be a lawyer.
Comedy is only funny when there’s real pain.
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren’t so exciting.
You cannot dictate what people find funny, what people find attractive, or what people find scary. There is not a norm.
I’m never afraid to try something if I think it’s funny. And I know I’ll regret it if I don’t.
The funny thing that still cracks me up is when you get a grown man coming up to you shaking asking for a picture. I’m like ‘Dude, you know I’m a scrub, right?’
Republicans can be a funny bunch. They’re against affirmative action, but they always seem to be able to find people of color to fill a slot just when they’re most needed.
I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny.
I tend to head for what’s amusing because a lot of things aren’t happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
I think the word ‘pregnant’ is funny.
Sometimes I’ll put on a Zig Ziglar tape: he’s a motivational speaker who is really funny and really American. I know I should do the things he says, but I’m too cynical.
A rich man’s joke is always funny.
I don’t need you to be funny. I don’t want to be entertained.
