Chaos in the midst of chaos isn’t funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
It’s funny how life works. You end up sometimes back where you started.
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
In my circle of friends, I’ve always been loud and funny and talkative. But as soon as I step out of that circle, I get very quiet and introspective. I don’t want the spotlight on me.
There’s only one true superpower amongst human beings, and that is being funny. People treat you differently if you can make them laugh.
Democrats are dumb and Republicans are stupid, but the difference between dumb and stupid is dumb isn’t funny. Dumb is when you say something and the whole room goes, ‘What did he say?’
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that’s who you are. Don’t try to be someone that society wants you to be; that’s stupid. So be yourself.
Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.
A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful.
It’s so funny how social media was just this fun thing, and now it’s this monster that consumes so many millennial lives.
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny. Next. Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
I just write what I think is funny. I don’t care who watches it.
If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later.
The funny thing about the people I don’t like – they’re very self-centered.
I’m going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I’m going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.
There’s a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn’t nice, but grumpy is funny.
Comedy is surprises, so if you’re intending to make somebody laugh and they don’t laugh, that’s funny.
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a situation beyond their control is not funny to them or their families.
It’s a funny feeling to work with people who you consider your colleagues and to realize that they actually are young enough to be your children.
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
I’ve always thought the word cow was funny. And cows are sort of tragic figures. Cows blur the line between tragedy and humor.
