The human brain is a funny thing: it’s very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.
If my life wasn’t funny, it would just be true, and that’s unacceptable.
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
My dad has blond hair, my grandmother has blue eyes. My daughter has blue eyes and blond hair. So it is pretty funny to me that I’m so heavily identified as an Asian person.
One thing the blues ain’t, is funny.
Life is funny. If you don’t laugh, you’re in trouble.
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn’t aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn’t know they existed. I was sheltered.
I’m not that good looking. That’s why ‘Gangnam Style’ works. If someone handsome uses that phrase it’s just awkward. But if someone like me uses it, it’s funny.
Let’s face it: It’s difficult enough to be funny without worrying about what is going to offend whom.
Comedy and tragedy co-exist. You can’t have one without the other. I’m of the school that anything can be funny if seen from a comedic point of view.
Naked dudes are inherently funny.
You shouldn’t get too close to the truth, because then maybe you stop being funny.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don’t like it. They shouldn’t find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they’re saying.
I have Slavic fat pads that make me look like a chipmunk and arched predatory eyebrows. With that, you’re not going to get funny. That’s why I play so many bad guys.
