My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice.
Sometimes you don’t want to be a slapstick clown in order to convey a funny perception of the world.
Kyriakos Papadopoulos is really funny. So is Karim Bellarabi. They are full of jokes in the dressing room.
It’s funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up.
I wanted to write at school – to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It’s all basically about showing off.
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I’d do anything for a good poo story.
The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
I look at the world and I find the funny in it, because there’s funny in everything. No matter how ugly it may be, there’s a funny way to look at it.
Journalists said they had never seen so many funny women as leads when we did ‘Hotwives’ – we had a cast of seven very funny women. That doesn’t happen.
Hurried and worried until we’re buried, and there’s no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all.
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
In preschool, I would plan out my show-and-tell every week to be funny and exciting. Then in first grade I wrote a play, and my classmates and I performed it as a puppet show.
I wish I had a funny story.
We’ve got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It’s bizarre, and they’re writing some very funny stuff.
Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.
The social dimension of the art world is fascinating to me, but I also want to entertain the reader, so I will let a character say something funny.
If life’s not funny, then it’s just true – and that would be unacceptable.
It’s so good to get up in the morning and see a donkey – they’re just unbelievably beautiful and funny. My donkey Hector laughs when I walk towards him; he knows mortality when he sees it.
Bill Murray was just so funny to me – there wasn’t anything spooking him.
I’m a funny guy. You’ve got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.
When I say something funny, I don’t laugh.
