I have a crush on Steve Tyler. He’s funny, he rocks, and has a voice like a god. There is another one who I have discovered can sing. I should try and make an album with him… it’s Barack Obama!
It’s funny how the present can change the past.
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, ‘Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.’
The fact that I’m shouting that I have Gangnam style makes people crack up. Imagine if Brad Pitt was singing the song – would it be funny? A twist is important when it comes to writing lyrics.
Being funny wasn’t a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
I always approach comedy roles pretending they aren’t funny.
Funny and sad are two sides of the same coin. I think that most comedians are able to tap into deep subject matter.
Maybe people don’t see me as believable playing a person of today. I guess I’m just more realistic in a corset and funny hairstyles.
Only bad golfers are lucky. They’re the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When you hit the ball straight, a funny bounce is bound to be unlucky.
Life’s pretty funny when you’re objectively on the outside looking at it.
I find it so funny that people find me so interesting.
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I’m in them!
It’s so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn’t have any money, and my only car was mom’s Hyundai.
I’m very, very amateur, which is funny because I’m not in the amateur leagues.
My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You’ve got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it’s funny, it doesn’t hurt anymore.
American and French culture are really, really different, but in a way it’s funny.
I’m not funny. What I am is brave.
