I think jokes on colour or body shaming shouldn’t be made. It’s not funny to crack such jokes.
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings – by classmates, not the nuns – was to be the funny guy.
Acting is all about big hair and funny props… All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
I thought comedians were the funny guy in the common room, not understanding that the flaws in my personality were actually the funny things about me.
I love New York. I was sad, depressed and incredibly moved by our fellow countrymen and what they’ve done. I wanted to give people a chance to see something funny, have a distraction.
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn’t be funny, but to observe it, it’s hilarious.
It’s funny, man, sometimes you record something that you plan on re-doing later, but then when you listen back to it, you decide to keep it because you realize that it’s gonna be real tough to beat!
Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It’s because I copy people. I learned English at school but have best friends who are French, Australian, English and American; a very weird mix.
When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further than you probably would.
I live in a wonderful world of make-believe. A world of Ginger Rogers and Fred Astaire. A world of Winnie the Pooh and Edward Bear. Things like that. Wonderful things. Funny things.
If something becomes mean-spirited and hurtful, it’s not funny.
I guess what I always found funny was the human condition.
You’ve got to play every game until it’s over. Baseball is a funny game, so you never know what’s going to happen.
If you could cross a lion and a monkey, that’s what I’d be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.
I write funny. If I can make my wife laugh, I know I’m on the right track.
I watch vlogs on YouTube. I watch Jenna Marbles a lot – I think she’s really funny – and a lady called Daily Grace.
Karaoke isn’t fair when you’re a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I’m a professional funny guy.
Staring down the barrel of a gun is the scariest thing you could ever experience. It’s not funny. It’s not for the movies.
And when you’re on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it’s funny – and you have no way of finding out.
Don’t remember me as too nice or beautiful or funny, because then you’ll be disappointed.
