Best Funny Quotes With Images

Being a black woman, there’s so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs.

Lauren London
 Being a black woman, there’s so many different sides of us. We are funny, silly, romantic, professional, smart, and we have good jobs. - Lauren London

 

The funny response to ‘One Mississippi’ continues to be that people don’t know what is true and what’s fiction.

Tig Notaro
 The funny response to ‘One Mississippi’ continues to be that people don’t know what is true and what’s fiction. - Tig Notaro

 

A man who fails is funny… if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What’s so corrupting about that?

Benny Hill
 A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and a delusion. What’s so corrupting about that? - Benny Hill

 

I’ve got a sense of humor. I’m a funny guy.

Daryl Hall
 I’ve got a sense of humor. I’m a funny guy. - Daryl Hall

 

 

Don’t get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I’ll be honest with you. That’s the truth.

Stephen Baldwin
 Don’t get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I had smoked a joint. I’ll be honest with you. That’s the truth. - Stephen Baldwin

 

I’ve been naked in a lot of my movies. There’s something inherently funny about the naked male body, particularly mine.

Paul Rudd
 I’ve been naked in a lot of my movies. There’s something inherently funny about the naked male body, particularly mine. - Paul Rudd

 

Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy!

Hannah Murray
 Turns out you have a really fun time if you go to work every day and focus on being silly and funny and happy! - Hannah Murray

 

 

 

Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness.

Olga Tokarczuk
 Reality is like a doughnut: Everything that is good and funny and juicy is outside the center, which is just emptiness. - Olga Tokarczuk

 

My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine.

Flip Wilson
 My main point is to be funny; if I can slip a message in there, fine. - Flip Wilson

 

I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn’t necessarily funny.

Seth Rogen
 I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn’t necessarily funny. - Seth Rogen

 

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

Olivia Munn
 It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time. - Olivia Munn

 

The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren’t very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves.

James Welch
 The townspeople outside the reservations had a very superior attitude toward Indians, which was kind of funny, because they weren’t very wealthy; they were on the fringes of society themselves. - James Welch

 

The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.

Adam McKay
 The easiest time to be funny is during a fairly serious situation. That way, you can break the ice. It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs. - Adam McKay

 

Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart – because farting is funny – but we don’t want to know that you poop.

Ryan Hansen
 Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop. - Ryan Hansen

 

 

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of.

Maya Angelou
 Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of. - Maya Angelou

 

Raw parsley makes me gag. It’s the same for my mum and my sister. Which is funny because apparently parsley was used to suffocate witches, back in the day.

Daisy Lowe
 Raw parsley makes me gag. It’s the same for my mum and my sister. Which is funny because apparently parsley was used to suffocate witches, back in the day. - Daisy Lowe

 

The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn’t just common to me; it’s anybody who’s funny.

Bill Bryson
 The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and you mine that vein a lot. This isn’t just common to me; it’s anybody who’s funny. - Bill Bryson

 

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it’s often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation.

Pharrell Williams
 I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it’s often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. - Pharrell Williams

 

 

I’m not one to sit here and judge here. But I think it’s funny that the people that condemn the adult industry the most are the ones consuming the product the most.

Sasha Grey
 I’m not one to sit here and judge here. But I think it’s funny that the people that condemn the adult industry the most are the ones consuming the product the most. - Sasha Grey

 

Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural.

Shaquille O’Neal
 Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it’s natural. - Shaquille O’Neal

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