It’s funny how things change slowly, until the day we realize they’ve changed completely.
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It’s a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, ‘Isn’t it funny that we do that?’ It’s a way of reaching out.
You know what’s funny to me? Attitude.
It’s funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn’t laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
There’s a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.
Do you know, it’s funny, but I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage.
Life has a funny way of letting things fall into place when you least expect it.
It’s a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan, it’s when you discover that your wife left you in May.
It may sound funny, but I love the South. I don’t choose to live anywhere else. There’s land here, where a man can raise cattle, and I’m going to do it some day.
Boston is actually the capital of the world. You didn’t know that? We breed smart-ass, quippy, funny people. Not that I’m one of them. I just sorta sneaked in under the radar.
I don’t care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I’ll laugh because they’ll probably be funny.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that’s why I don’t have a boyfriend.
Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I’ve always had a sense of humour.
The funny thing about nationalism is that there are two sides to it. Some parts of it are beautiful, but there’s an ugly side as well.
I’m quite sarcastic, and I’m funny, but not kind of funny. It’s a weird funny, and some people don’t get me, and some people do.
If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny.
