Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted the whole day.
It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it’s separating himself from all the others.
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.
Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already.
When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.
When you make the sacrifice in marriage, you’re sacrificing not to each other but to unity in a relationship.
Marrying an old bachelor is like buying second-hand furniture.
I very much feel that marriage is a sacrament and that sacrament should extend… to that legal entity of a union between what traditionally in our Western values has been defined as between a man and a woman.
Marriage, it seems, confines every man to his proper rank.
I’ve had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.
I think the best thing I can do is to be a distraction. A husband lives and breathes his work all day long. If he comes home to more table thumping, how can the poor man ever relax?
Marriage, for a woman at least, hampers the two things that made life to me glorious – friendship and learning.
When I get married, it’ll be no secret.
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier.
It’s not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you.
Daddy was real gentle with kids. That’s why I expected so much out of marriage, figuring that all men should be steady and pleasant.
The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s spirits.
Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.
An ideal wife is any woman who has an ideal husband.
