Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it’s not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.
Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside equally desperate to get out.
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.
Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in opposite directions, yet always punishing anyone who comes between them.
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
My husband and I are best of friends first and foremost. We fight like cats and dogs, but never stay mad for long. I was lucky to find him, he is in every way, my soulmate.
Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.
Marriage is the highest state of friendship. If happy, it lessens our cares by dividing them, at the same time that it doubles our pleasures by mutual participation.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
In a happy marriage it is the wife who provides the climate, the husband the landscape.
I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you’ll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples.
Marriage should be a duet – when one sings, the other claps.
Marriage – a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose.
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I’m deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
