Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats.
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother.
Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows – marriage does.
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.
Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.
A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.
Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
She’s been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
When a marriage works, nothing on earth can take its place.
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Love is often the fruit of marriage.
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced ‘mirage’.
Marriage is nature’s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.
Protecting the institution of marriage safeguards, I believe, the American family.
