One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again.
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.
Whoever, fleeing marriage and the sorrows that women cause, does not wish to wed comes to a deadly old age.
When women hold off from marrying men, we call it independence. When men hold off from marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.
Marriage is a gamble, let’s be honest.
When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
If there is such a thing as a good marriage, it is because it resembles friendship rather than love.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
In almost every marriage there is a selfish and an unselfish partner. A pattern is set up and soon becomes inflexible, of one person always making the demands and one person always giving way.
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don’t regret it. You make choices. If you want a good marriage, you must pay attention to that. If you want to be independent, go ahead. You can’t have it all.
If I get married, I want to be very married.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can’t help but smile on it.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
Husbands are like fires – they go out when they’re left unattended.
A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.
One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague.
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.
Perhaps my problem in marriage – and it is the problem of many women – was to want both intimacy and independence. It is a difficult line to walk, yet both needs are important to a marriage.
Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, ‘It is not good for a woman to live alone.’
