Best Humor Quotes With Images

My father was an electrical engineer who worked at Westinghouse in Pittsburgh. When I was growing up, my mother wrote humor columns for the local paper. She was the Erma Bombeck of Murrysville, Pa.

Jason Kilar
 My father was an electrical engineer who worked at Westinghouse in Pittsburgh. When I was growing up, my mother wrote humor columns for the local paper. She was the Erma Bombeck of Murrysville, Pa. - Jason Kilar

 

I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that’s all you’ve got, it’s just boring. Everything I write, whether it’s happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it.

Katy Perry
 I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but if that’s all you’ve got, it’s just boring. Everything I write, whether it’s happy or sad, has a sense of humor to it. - Katy Perry

 

Hateful words stand no chance against self-worth and a little of humor.

Iskra Lawrence
 Hateful words stand no chance against self-worth and a little of humor. - Iskra Lawrence

 

Someone talented, comfortable in his own skin and with a great sense of humor would be sexy according to me.

Shibani Dandekar
 Someone talented, comfortable in his own skin and with a great sense of humor would be sexy according to me. - Shibani Dandekar

 

The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place.

Bob Newhart
 The schizophrenic has no sense of humor. His world is a constantly daunting, unfriendly place. - Bob Newhart

 

I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny – partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it’s a way of laughing at it and getting a release.

Joaquin Phoenix
 I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it’s a way of laughing at it and getting a release. - Joaquin Phoenix

 

My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle.

Jason Bateman
 My sense of humor lies a little closer to the middle. - Jason Bateman

 

‘War on Everyone,’ I think… the script was hilarious to me, but it’s very dark, dark humor. It’s super dark.

Michael Pena
 ‘War on Everyone,’ I think... the script was hilarious to me, but it’s very dark, dark humor. It’s super dark. - Michael Pena

 

If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can’t give them that.

Stephan Pastis
 If somebody is not on the same page with me humor wise, I can’t give them that. - Stephan Pastis

 

Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor.

John Lithgow
 Academics tend to have wonderfully infantile senses of humor. - John Lithgow

 

With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor.

Patrick Wilson
 With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor. - Patrick Wilson

 

A man’s man is respectful, he’s honorable, he’s loyal, he’s sensitive, he’s strong, he’s tough, he’s well-groomed, he has a sense of humor – and he takes care of himself and his lady.

Frank Vincent
 A man’s man is respectful, he’s honorable, he’s loyal, he’s sensitive, he’s strong, he’s tough, he’s well-groomed, he has a sense of humor - and he takes care of himself and his lady. - Frank Vincent

 

Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin.

Ned Rorem
 Humor is the ability to see three sides to one coin. - Ned Rorem

 

Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage.

Anne Lamott
 Everyone is flailing through this life without an owner’s manual, with whatever modicum of grace and good humor we can manage. - Anne Lamott

 

Somebody says, ‘Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,’ and it sounds like something out of ‘Hee Haw,’ very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising.

Tom Bodett
 Somebody says, ‘Do a Tom Bodett, a folksy kind of thing,’ and it sounds like something out of ‘Hee Haw,’ very insulting. They turn wry humor into disparaging sarcasm, and you get what amounts to insulting advertising. - Tom Bodett

 

Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince – so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he’s no Prince Charming!

Anne Hathaway
 Kindness is really important to me in finding my own prince - so are patience and a sense of humor. Without those qualities he’s no Prince Charming! - Anne Hathaway

 

In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.

J. Robert Oppenheimer
 In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose. - J. Robert Oppenheimer

 

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

Eric Sevareid
 Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor. - Eric Sevareid

 

Reilly Brown is a master of balancing action, humor, and extreme violence, and his character designs for some of the alien races and technology that we encounter is just amazing.

Cullen Bunn
 Reilly Brown is a master of balancing action, humor, and extreme violence, and his character designs for some of the alien races and technology that we encounter is just amazing. - Cullen Bunn

 

I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way.

John Zorn
 I have wit in my work and a sense of humor, but I do not use irony in any way. - John Zorn

 

You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.

Kesha
 You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it. - Kesha

 

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Eminem
 Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end. - Eminem

 

Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed.

Arlo Guthrie
 Basically, I think you need two things to get by in this world: a sense of humor and the ability to laugh when your ego is destroyed. - Arlo Guthrie

 

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.

Rachael Ray
 I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor. - Rachael Ray

 

Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had.

Zach Anner
 Depending on where my self-confidence was, growing up, I would use humor either to bring people closer, or to keep them away from certain feelings I had. - Zach Anner

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