Best Humor Quotes With Images

I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn’t the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights.

Rob Riggle
 I wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, and I wasn’t the biggest, so I got real good at running my mouth and making people laugh and using humor as a way to not get into fights. - Rob Riggle

 

There’s something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can’t pretend to be funny.

Billy Collins
 There’s something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can’t pretend to be funny. - Billy Collins

 

Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure.

Marlee Matlin
 Humor comes in all forms, and everyone has their cup of tea about what makes them laugh. But the day we censor humor is a sad one for sure. - Marlee Matlin

 

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they’re uncomfortable laughs.

John Ratzenberger
 Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they’re uncomfortable laughs. - John Ratzenberger

 

Indonesian people don’t get satire; that’s the thing. There’s no thought in our humor.

Rich Brian
 Indonesian people don’t get satire; that’s the thing. There’s no thought in our humor. - Rich Brian

 

You can find humor in most things, and even terrible things.

Thundercat
 You can find humor in most things, and even terrible things. - Thundercat

 

The real important things are kindness and a sense of humor. I’ve been fortunate to have dated and could have easily married women who have those qualities, and time and circumstances didn’t work out. Timing plays a big part.

Hill Harper
 The real important things are kindness and a sense of humor. I’ve been fortunate to have dated and could have easily married women who have those qualities, and time and circumstances didn’t work out. Timing plays a big part. - Hill Harper

 

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

Tracy Morgan
 My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality. - Tracy Morgan

 

I don’t think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.

Adam McKay
 I don’t think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures. - Adam McKay

 

The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth.

Charles Bukowski
 The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth. - Charles Bukowski

 

My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.

Christopher Moore
 My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate. - Christopher Moore

 

I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side.

Hunter S. Thompson
 I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. - Hunter S. Thompson

 

I think I’m too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn’t go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I’m trying to be funny.

Teddy Thompson
 I think I’m too cynical for L.A. My sense of humor doesn’t go down well here, which probably affects my love life. I need to have a laugh track following me around so people know I’m trying to be funny. - Teddy Thompson

 

As far as humor goes, I’ve always been a very insecure person and I’ve always wanted to be liked.

Peter Steele
 As far as humor goes, I’ve always been a very insecure person and I’ve always wanted to be liked. - Peter Steele

 

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

Shawn Wayans
 We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross. - Shawn Wayans

 

Believe it or not, there’s a lot of humor in ‘Mad Men.’ Especially in the dark moments.

Matthew Weiner
 Believe it or not, there’s a lot of humor in ‘Mad Men.’ Especially in the dark moments. - Matthew Weiner

 

Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They’re hilarious: very dry and witty.

Merritt Patterson
 Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They’re hilarious: very dry and witty. - Merritt Patterson

 

You see, that’s another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.

Liza Minnelli
 You see, that’s another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor. - Liza Minnelli

 

Nobody enjoys the ‘little show about nothing’ humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it.

Jerry Seinfeld
 Nobody enjoys the ‘little show about nothing’ humor more than me, but that is never the way I look at it. - Jerry Seinfeld

 

Lucifer has a sense of fun about life; he just likes to play with people. But the sense of humor of the show is what makes the show entertaining as opposed to dark.

Tom Ellis
 Lucifer has a sense of fun about life; he just likes to play with people. But the sense of humor of the show is what makes the show entertaining as opposed to dark. - Tom Ellis

 

Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.

John Ross Bowie
 Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope. - John Ross Bowie

 

In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network.

Gail Sheehy
 In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network. - Gail Sheehy

 

I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but maybe I’m better known for drama.

Kathy Baker
 I try to give all my characters a sense of humor, so I guess I feel like I have done comedy, but maybe I’m better known for drama. - Kathy Baker

 

I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others.

Dean Koontz
 I like to deal with EVERY aspect of our condition, and that means terror and humor in equal mix. Some books have more room for humor than others. - Dean Koontz

 

I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.

Steven Wright
 I like George Carlin’s jokes. I like his humor. He’s one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. - Steven Wright

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