Best Humor Quotes With Images

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

Herbert Beerbohm Tree
 Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you. - Herbert Beerbohm Tree

 

You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.

Mel Karmazin
 You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button. - Mel Karmazin

 

Anyone in the humor business isn’t thinking clearly if he doesn’t surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity – or you burn yourself out.

Hank Ketcham
 Anyone in the humor business isn’t thinking clearly if he doesn’t surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out. - Hank Ketcham

 

I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader’s defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more.

William Collins
 I think humor is a very serious thing. I use it as a way of weakening the reader’s defenses so that I can more easily take him to something more. - William Collins

 

Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.

Bill Cosby
 Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. - Bill Cosby

 

Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we’ve done on the show, like it.

Matt Stone
 Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we’ve done on the show, like it. - Matt Stone

 

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.

Leila Josefowicz
 I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure. - Leila Josefowicz

 

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.

Janet Evanovich
 You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. - Janet Evanovich

 

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read.

Justin Halpern
 Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, ‘Breakfast of Champions’ is one of the funniest books I’ve ever read. - Justin Halpern

 

It’s continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you’ve got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I don’t think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances.

Rachael Ray
 It’s continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you’ve got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I don’t think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances. - Rachael Ray

 

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.

David Sedaris
 The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons. - David Sedaris

 

Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles.

Colin Quinn
 Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles. - Colin Quinn

 

As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset.

David Alan Grier
 As I get older, my sense of humor is my biggest asset. - David Alan Grier

 

Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn’t normally try.

Melinda Clarke
 Throw in the humor, throw in that personality, try things you wouldn’t normally try. - Melinda Clarke

 

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.

Carl Hiaasen
 Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. - Carl Hiaasen

 

The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.

Robin Roberts
 The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life. - Robin Roberts

 

Every time I do a movie like ‘Finding Neverland’ or ‘Chocolat’ or ‘Shakespeare’ in Love,’ we deal with the creative process, but there’s humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie.

Harvey Weinstein
 Every time I do a movie like ‘Finding Neverland’ or ‘Chocolat’ or ‘Shakespeare’ in Love,’ we deal with the creative process, but there’s humor and fun along the way. I always love that kind of movie. - Harvey Weinstein

 

I don’t think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn’t sound like the kind of thing I’d do.

Tommy Lee Jones
 I don’t think I would describe my sense of humor. Doesn’t sound like the kind of thing I’d do. - Tommy Lee Jones

 

Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me – just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity.

Dee Dee Myers
 Having a sense of humor has served me more than it has hurt me - just in the sense that it has allowed me to keep my sanity. - Dee Dee Myers

 

I think I’ve learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart – and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn’t hurt either.

Dorothea Benton Frank
 I think I’ve learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart - and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn’t hurt either. - Dorothea Benton Frank

 

Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder.

Russell Baker
 Newspaper people, once celebrated as founts of ribald humor and uncouth fun, have of late lost all their gaiety, and small wonder. - Russell Baker

 

It’s easier to sit there and say you don’t like feminists because they don’t have a sense of humor.

Joan Jett
 It’s easier to sit there and say you don’t like feminists because they don’t have a sense of humor. - Joan Jett

 

You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they’ve got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you’ll ever see on TV.

Harvey Pekar
 You can find heroism everyday, like guys working terrible jobs because they’ve got to support their families. Or as far as humor, the things I see on the job, on the street, are far funnier than anything you’ll ever see on TV. - Harvey Pekar

 

Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements.

J. G. Ballard
 Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements. - J. G. Ballard

 

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.

Carmen Electra
 I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

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