Best Car Quotes With Images

People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you’re like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers.

Marc Andreessen
 People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that good to be much better. Any time you stand in line at the D.M.V. and look around, you’re like, Oh, my God, I wish all these people were replaced by computer drivers. - Marc Andreessen

 

Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package.

Keanu Reeves
 Here comes 40. I’m feeling my age and I’ve ordered the Ferrari. I’m going to get the whole mid-life crisis package. - Keanu Reeves

 

I love fast cars… and to go too fast in them.

Lara Flynn Boyle
 I love fast cars... and to go too fast in them. - Lara Flynn Boyle

 

Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution.

Elon Musk
 Tesla is here to stay and keep fighting for the electric car revolution. - Elon Musk

 

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.

Dave Barry
 Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. - Dave Barry

 

You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track.

Mario Andretti
 You’re safer in the race car than you are in cars going to and from the track. - Mario Andretti

 

I’ve got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you’ve got an old car, you’ve gotta have at least several old cars, ‘cause one’s always gonna be in the garage.

Rip Torn
 I’ve got two old Volvos, two old Subarus, and an old Ford Ranger. If you’ve got an old car, you’ve gotta have at least several old cars, ‘cause one’s always gonna be in the garage. - Rip Torn

 

No action hero is more closely associated with cars than James Bond.

Richard Hammond
 No action hero is more closely associated with cars than James Bond. - Richard Hammond

 

To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’

Rita Rudner
 To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior.’ - Rita Rudner

 

I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles.

Brock Yates
 I admit to wasting my life messing around with fast cars and motorcycles. - Brock Yates

 

But my passion is racing cars. It’s what I like to do in my off time.

Mark-Paul Gosselaar
 But my passion is racing cars. It’s what I like to do in my off time. - Mark-Paul Gosselaar

 

You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas.

Ed Markey
 You have to wait six months to purchase a fuel efficient automobile made from overseas. - Ed Markey

 

I don’t like new cars; I’m into vintage cars – there’s a Jaguar E-Type in the ‘Goldie’ video.

ASAP Rocky
 I don’t like new cars; I’m into vintage cars - there’s a Jaguar E-Type in the ‘Goldie’ video. - ASAP Rocky

 

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming.

Mitch Hedberg
 I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car’s headlights and tell you exactly which way it’s coming. - Mitch Hedberg

 

Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels.

Ingvar Kamprad
 Ikea people do not drive flashy cars or stay at luxury hotels. - Ingvar Kamprad

 

When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible – cowards and fools.

Russell Baker
 When it comes to cars, only two varieties of people are possible - cowards and fools. - Russell Baker

 

Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures.

Paul D. Boyer
 Family trips to Yellowstone and to what are now national parks in Southern Utah, driving the primitive roads and cars of that day, were real adventures. - Paul D. Boyer

 

I am a big car enthusiast. I totally understand guys like Jay Leno who have a thousand cars. But asking me my favorite car would be like asking my favorite song or favorite food – it changes everyday.

Casey James
 I am a big car enthusiast. I totally understand guys like Jay Leno who have a thousand cars. But asking me my favorite car would be like asking my favorite song or favorite food - it changes everyday. - Casey James

 

My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. ‘Why a house?’ ‘Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.’

Julia Roberts
 My boyfriend keeps telling me I’ve got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. ‘Why a house?’ ‘Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.’ - Julia Roberts

 

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks.

Scott Adams
 In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn’t have to ride around with jerks. - Scott Adams

 

I always do like seeing other people dance in their cars. It’s one of the things that makes me happy.

Ariel Gore
 I always do like seeing other people dance in their cars. It’s one of the things that makes me happy. - Ariel Gore

 

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone.

Steven Wright
 I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I’m gone. - Steven Wright

 

Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that good to be much better.

Marc Andreessen
 Google is working on self-driving cars, and they seem to work. People are so bad at driving cars that computers don’t have to be that good to be much better. - Marc Andreessen

 

Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments.

Erma Bombeck
 Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. - Erma Bombeck

 

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.

E. Joseph Cossman
 Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Cossman

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