If it were not for the presents, an elopement would be preferable.
Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her.
I want the big drama. I always said I don’t want a wedding I want a parade.
Music played at weddings always reminds me of the music played for soldiers before they go into battle.
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all.
When the wedding march sounds the resolute approach, the clock no longer ticks, it tolls the hour. The figures in the aisle are no longer individuals, they symbolize the human race.
The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.
When I design a wedding dress with a bustle, it has to be one the bride can dance in. I love the idea that something is practical and still looks great.
Personally, I’m an advocate for short engagements. Long sometimes means there is a reason for it. Two years engaged and no wedding… I’d be upset.
There’s a higher form of happiness in commitment. I’m counting on it.
The Wedding March has a bit of a death march in it.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
No jealousy their dawn of love overcast, nor blasted were their wedded days with strife; each season looked delightful as it past, to the fond husband and the faithful wife.
For a girl, the wedding is when you’re married. For a guy, it’s when you get engaged. It takes a real aggressive human being to back out between the ring and the wedding.
You may invite the entire 35th Division to your wedding if you want to. I guess it’s going to be yours as well as mine. We might as well have the church full while we are at it.
Quarrels often arise in marriages when the bridal gifts are excessive.
I don’t ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not.
I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.
A person’s character is but half formed till after wedlock.
In the ‘50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.
I’m getting married because I’m in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can’t live your life doing what other people want you to or you’ll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself.
A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.
For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.
