If time is money and you wasted my time, then give me back my money!
Go to bed! Someone is anxious to come into your dream.
Once you drop a mask, you can never wear it again.
People will never get in touch with democracy. It’s always surrounded by bodyguards.
Things are always either black or white. The grey in between is only a confusion.
Give a man a finger, he’ll put a wedding ring on it!
In the beginning there was the Word. Then we broke it.
Repeat a lie a thousand times and it become a successful political campaign.
They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one.
Women strive to be the change they want to see in the mirror.
Poor people! They build tunnels to reach the light.
I have a wide circle of friends, wide enough to keep them away from me.
Keep trying?I’d rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky
What does your birth date say about you? You are old!
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That’s what contemporary philosophers do.
Many people know they’re working, but not what they’re working.
Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.
Love doesn’t go away overnight. It sometimes stays for coffee.
I don’t spend money on books. I write them myself.
Hide in the mirror. No one will look for you there.
When you are a child at home alone, you’re afraid someone might come; when you are old and at home alone, you’re afraid no one will come.
Hide in the morrow. No one will look for you there.
Love at first sight? Let me just put on my glasses.
Most people are willing to promise you a lot. A few are those who can promise you a little, just as much as they can.
Poor people! No territory invasion can broaden their narrow minds.
People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.
It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.
The wind is blowing. Don’t bend if you want to please him.
An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.
Misfortune never comes singly. It’s surrounded by bodyguards.
It’s easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them.
While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!
Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.
Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn’t have.
Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.
Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.
Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.
While the man is putting on it’s shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
He asked her for coffee, but she wanted tea instead.
He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.
In his life there was only one woman. The other one.
You have the chance to remain silent. Everything you say will be misused.
Children are our future. Unfortunately, we are their past.
Journalists are never hungry. They swallow everything.
I saw an injured black cat. God knows, who has crossed her path.
Such an impolite person. He is honest with everyone.
Sheep don’t need the shepherd to be what they are. The shepherd needs sheep to be what he is.
Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.
Repeat a lie a hundred times and it becomes an ideal.
I don’t like him. He makes me laugh. It’ll wrinkle my face.
Everything is possible, but where can I find everything?!
Don’t let the devil fool you! Unless he’s handsome.
As soon as you wink, you close your eyes to reality.
She is young and beautiful. She has no problems with men.
I will build the best Potemkin village for you, my love!
The brave soldiers die. The cowards survive and write the history.
A blink of an eye is what separates you from reality.
Luckily we don’t sleep standing. Who knows where the dream will take us!
If I knew he loved me for my wealth, I would have told him I was richer.
He is insatiable in love. His wife is a great cook.
I’ve been to many beauty salons. No one gave me a certificate.
To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires thinking.
When they are all thinking alike, they aren’t thinking at all.
To many people chess is an extreme sport. It requires a lot of thinking.
Don’t draw the line before stupidity. It’ll take it as a start.
While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a champion of a long-distance running.
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its publisher.
I sheep’s idea of bravery : To become a wolf’s pet.
When stupidity knocks at the door, it is stupidity that opens it.
I have nothing to lose. I keep all my valuables in a safe.
Stop the poverty! Where do they think they are going?!
To err is human. To count other people’s errors is humane
I don’t represent anyone’s opinion. Not even my own. I’m neutral.
There are 31.536.000 seconds in a year. I am counting down every second.