Though Trish and her bad boy types weren’t exactly Kindra’s style, she had to agree that Violet went for quiet and uninteresting. Sort of like mild salsa. Why even bother? You’d be better off just biting a tomato.
Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest.
And the thing is, we can’t fail. We’ve already hit the bottom and come out of it. From here on out, if we just love and listen, we can’t go wrong, babe.
Alright, good night,” he said, his words a little slurred. “But before I pass out, I want you to know that you’re the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.
If I’m working this hard in the morning, I’d prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
This was fun. We should find out we’re still married more often.””Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?””Nobody I’d rather burn with than you, babe.
Seamus: “I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee”Cara: “Well that depends … do you like to take long walks?”Seamus: “Yes”Cara: “Do you like sex?”Seamus: “Yeees”Cara: “Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.
I mean, it’s okay if you’re the one with the low sex drive. We’ll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.
Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she’d been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki’s wedding, and forming a placenta.
Literature wasn’t intended to be about perfect people, it was about flaws, very real and very deep human flaws.
Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn’t asked for and weren’t expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.
He was a glass half full kind of person and she was…what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.
How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.
The only confession Jolene had ever wrenched from him was that he had cared about her.
Bet you’ve never had a bear down your pants before. Though I’m kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)
Your subservience makes me uncomfortable.”That pissed me off. “Then you shouldn’t pay people to do things for you. End of story.
Diesel better have a big dick, that’s all she was saying.
Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I’m going to get my woman.
Scars fade with time. And the ones that never go away, well, they build character, maturity, caution.
I can’t give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.
The path of true love never ran smooth. More likely you ran out of gas, blew a tire, and hit the wall before you crossed the finish line.
He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper’s fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.
I knew that by this time tomorrow, I was going to be eternally grateful for falling down the stairs and knocking myself unconscious. Smartest dumbest thing I’d ever done.
He was really having a hard time with this. He was not a seductive kind of guy, and if he tried to be sexy, he was going to sound like Romeo, the porn version.