Top 22 Steve Harvey Quotes



Don’t be afraid to lose him, because if a man truly loves you, he’s not going anywhere

 

You’re an investigator – can’t nobody find stuff out like a woman. Y’all put the police to shame, make the little investigative tricks they show on CSI and Law & Order: SVU look like counting lessons on Sesame Street.

 

Ask any guy if sex is important in a relationship and the one who says no is lying. I just haven’t met that guy yet. When you meet him, let’s get him in to the Smithsonian – he’s that special and rare.

 

Do not ignore you gift. Your gift is the thing you do the absolute BEST with the LEAST amount of effort.”~Steve Harvey

 

I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gayguy. Now the four of them combined? They got you covered.

 

It never ceases to amaze me how much people talk about relationships, think about them, read about them, ask about them – even get in them without a clue how to move them forward.

 

So many people are missing their way in life because they are afraid to sign the lease on their gift.

 

People get jealous and use whatever information they have to make you feel bad and themselves feel better.

 

Men don’t come up to you to just talk. We come up to you with a plan. We’re looking across the room at you, and we don’t care about your hopes and dreams. We don’t care about what your future holds. We saw something we wanted.

 

Failure is a great teacher, and I think when you make mistakes and you recover from them and you treat them as valuable learning experiences, then you’ve got something to share.

 

I don’t think it’s cool for people to say, ‘You shouldn’t reference God because I don’t believe that, and I don’t want to hear it.’ Well, there’s a lot of stuff I don’t believe that I still gotta hear.

 

I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.

 

My mother was a Sunday school teacher. So I am a byproduct of prayer. My mom just kept on praying for her son.

 

You have nothing if you’re texting a guy in a relationship. We can text six women a minute. We can text it and push ‘reply all.’ I mean, since we’re lying, we might as well lie to everybody.

 

I don’t want people to see me fall. I mean, I got enough people cheering for me to fall now… The Internet has created some amazing place for evil to exist, you dig?

 

How can smart women be so stupid about men sometimes? Lack of knowledge. It’s what men have kept secret for so long.

 

I’m going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I’m going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.

 

Other than my foundation – mentoring programs – everything I do is for money.

 

I’m not a relationship expert. I’m an expert on manhood.

 

You’ve got to be in a bad relationship to really understand what a great one is.

 

We all think that this relationship thing is a game out here. All I’m saying to women is, ‘Okay. If it’s a game, here are the rules that we play by.’

 

God lets you be successful because he trusts you that you will do the right thing with it. Now, does he get disappointed often? All the time, because people get there and they forget how they got it.

 

 

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