Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.
When he said to give him the sword, I don’t think he meant for you to stick it in his guts.
Peace be with you,” I said, and as I turned to resume my journey with Coyote, I added under my breath, “and asskicking be with me.
People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.
The gods damn you, look what you’ve done! If I want to grow this back, I’ll have to endure the most terrifying sex imaginable! Gaahhhhhhh!
Saying good-bye properly afforded me a measure of peace. It was a binding of a different sort, absent of the earth’s power, but still hard proof that there is magic yet in the world.
I jumped up and down and swore violently in seventeen languages.
When in doubt, know your way out, I always say.””I thought you always said, ‘When in doubt, blame the dark elves.'””Well, yeah, that
The point is, Mrs. MacDonagh, that the universe is exactly the size that your soul can encompass. Some people live in extremely small worlds, and some live in a world of infinite possibility.
Druids were supposed to be forces of preservation, not destruction, and I could not dance around the fact that my stupid pride had turned me into a misbegotten cockwaffle.
Revenge and rational thought never sleep together.
It’s not like the Middle Ages, when you had the Church and the aristocracy keeping everything nice and stagnant.
come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire.” Oberon
But there was no going back to that idyllic time when only one god wanted to kill me.
Jesus “…It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who do Evil Shit in My Name.
Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history.Atticus O’Sullivan
This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here.
When people ask how old I am, I just tell them twenty-one, and if they assume I mean years instead of decades or centuries, then that can’t be my fault, can it?
And there were carved hearts in the trunks of trees with the initials of couples who felt there was no more romantic thing they could do to celebrate their love than scar the local plant life
The answer to enemies who heal annoyingly fast is always, always decapitation. That is why swords will never go out of style.
The essence of Druidry is training the mind to both handle contradictory input and construct contradictory out
PR guys get paid to make people believe that a pile of shit is an investment in soil fertility. Professional liars.”“Ah!” Manannan’s expression lit with comprehension. “They are politicians?