The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.
Still amazes me that people spend more time researching a new vehicle than they do the religion they entrust their souls to.
She’d had sex with a demon. Tayla swallowed bile and tried to keep her stomach from heaving. She needed to shower. And douche.
Let a woman too close, and while she sucked your cock, she sucked your brains and manhood right out of you, too.
Ares sighed “What are the three words said most often in our h
This (Earth) is hell.There are no fires, no burning pits of torment, no levels or rings or rivers of lava. When we die, we get put right back on earth to live our miserable existences over and over and over for all eternity.
…but sometimes mindless entertainment was a release of its own. Most important, mindless entertainment didn’t come with complications.
I’m giving you a free shot at my blood and you’re playing hard to get? What kind of vampire are you?” When Wraith just stood there, Kynan rolled his eyes. “Oh, come on. My blood’s eighty proof. You want it. You know you do.
You,” he purred, “are a HILF.””A what?””A Horseman I’d like to fuck.
Better would be good. Because if she felt a little less like she’d been run over by a truck, she could jump on Dr. Hottie.
Okay, boys.” Pestilence’s grating voice rang out. “Kill the human and the mutt, and let’s get this Apocalypse started!
She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.
Who’d have thought your screwball brother could have gone so serial-killer fucktwat insane?
Man who hates cats is insecure, but a man who likes them is one worth keeping. If he can appreciate a cat, he can appreciate a strong, independent woman.
he stretched out beside her, uncomfortably close, as if they were lovers. Real lovers and not the most mismatched pair of fuck buddies ever.
A kiss? A fucking kiss got me tortured to within the last inch of sanity? Maybe you could have laid out the rules for messing around with you? You know, before I did that?” (Arik to Limos)
She trailed her fingers along the book spines as she wandered around the room. “My father thinks reading is a waste of time.” Hunter thought her father was a waste of space.
Fine,” he said. “You’re right. We’re not normal. We’re the most fucked-up, star-crossed lovers in history. So let’s not play nice.
I’ve got a mind to turn you over my knee and spank the spoiled hell out of you
Horseman. I know you were born back when women were thought of as little more than brood mares and slaves, but it’s the twenty-first century, and we can do anything a man does.