Make requests, not demands.example: “please” kill that zombie honey, I’m out of bullets.
Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
Make requests, not demands. “Please” kill that zombie, honey, I’m out of bullets.
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
I should have known that having “end of the world” sex wouldn’t solve our problems. Though, it was pretty great and I highly recommend it.
Because I’m not really certain she’d make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
So you killed him with what now?””I tried that Dr. Phil book at first”…”And I finished it off with the toilet seat. Just so you know, you left it up again. That drives me crazy.
Admit when you’re wrong. It doesn’t fix a busted leg, of course, but it’s a nice gesture none-the-less.
Share in your activities and interests. If you are going to kill zombies anyway, why not do it together?
Talk openly about important issues like money, sex, and religion. They can affect your life and happiness a great deal. Especially when it comes to cults.
Show physical affection. Nothing says “I love you” like bearing the entirety of your spouse’s weight.
You are your partner are on the same side – it’s the side of the living.
Have you ever wanted to smash a car? Or break a television? Or maybe burn a big fire in the middle of a city square? If the answer is yes, then you’d have some fun during a zombie infestation. It’s the little moments, you know?
Don’t discuss your relationship problems with friends. Your zombie problems are another story entirely.
And then, anger gave way to pure and simple job satisfaction. I mean, when I looked at a dead zombie head on a spike, I thought, “Hey, I did that. Picasso would have been proud. Especially how I rearranged that eye