…when you decide you want to be with someone forever, you want forever to start right now.
Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.
Too many people miss out on real love because they’re too busy waiting for the ONE to show up
Being single isn’t a terminal disease.””Try telling that to my mother.
I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.“How about a man?” she retorts.
If you want a man who’s commited, go look in a mental hospital.
I always thought falling in love was hard, but now I realize that was the easy bit. It’s staying in love that‘s the hard part.
Is that how you’re supposed to find your soulmate and fall in love these days? By flirting in 140 character tweets and stalking each other’s social media pages?
Juliet shook her head. The thought of eating anything made her feel nauseous. “No thanks, I’m not hungry.””Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet,” nodded Trudy sagely. “Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single girl in possession of her right mind must be in want of a decent man.
Books might be your passion but you can’t fuck a paperback.
consider the implications. We think we know what we want, but we can never really know until we’ve got it. And sometimes when we have, we discover we never really wanted it in the first place – but then it’s too late
For a split second they stared at each other. A fleeting, lasting moment. One person noticing another person out of a whole crowd of strangers.
I never stopped joking around long enough to realize you weren’t laughing anymore.