I have a very hard time getting to rage. I always assume that maybe I’ve done something wrong and then forgotten about it.
I sometimes look into the face of my dog Stan and see a wistful sadness and existential angst, when all he is actually doing is slowly scanning the ceiling for flies.
At least watching dirty movies can be kind of fascinating if they aren’t too horribly strange. And even the horribly strange ones are still more interesting than televised sports.
I learned to cope with my needs for attention by creating my own private personal rituals to make myself feel special.
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
It’s just like magic. When you live by yourself all your annoying habits are gone!
Some people know that they are so adorable looking, all they have to do is smile and dress up and they get plenty from that. Then there are some of us who, early on, see that that doesn’t work. So we joke about it.