Top 11 Eddie Izzard Quotes



They say that ‘Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.’ Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don’t think you’d kill too many people.

 

Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!

 

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naïve, I feel!

 

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

 

Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They’re just pretty people singing music written by others.

 

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.

 

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion – they’re two words which are both… different. In spelling.

 

I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.

 

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

 

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

 

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

 

 

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