Roses are read, violets are blue; I’m using my hand, but I’m thinking of you.
I like my money, and if you mess with it, I fuck with you.”I raised my eyebrow. “You want to fuck with Alec?””What? No, that’s not what I meant.””But you said you-“”I know what I said you smartass,
I can walk… see.”I made my legs walk.”What are you doing?””Vertical walkin’.”Alec laughed. “Pitch Perfect?””Amazin’ film.
I rolled my eyes. “Just go get your tattoo before I change me mind, you dirty fuck.”Alec waggled his eyebrows. “I’d give you a dirty fuck, kitten.
Oh, so your middle finger has a mind of its own then?” Alex asked with an amused look.I glared at him and said, “Yeah, and she was just sticking up for me
I pulled back and stared up into his eyes. “You’re gettin’ very deep on me.”Alec’s hands gripped my behind. “I’ll be getting very deep in you if you keep looking at me like that
You convinced me that you’re a good kisser, that doesn’t mean you like me.” “I’m here pretending to be your boyfriend with the possibility of getting zero benefits from you. Trust me kitten, I like you. I like you a whole lottle, remember?
I have my moments,” he mused.“They’re few and far between,” Icountered, grinning
You’re crazy.”“No one sane is this awesome,” he said as he pointed a finger at himself
I want a new liver to replace my heart.””Um, why?””Because then I could drink more and care less.