When you use more than 3-5% of your brain, you don’t want to be on Earth!”-Bob Diamond, Interdimensional Attorney, from the Albert Brooks’ movie, Defending Your Life
If anything happens to me tell every woman I’ve ever gone with I was talking about her at the end. That way they’ll have to reevaluate me.
My humor is traced with dark – I’ve got dark patches all over the place.
Basically, I still have the privacy that all celebrities crave, except for those celebrities who feel that privacy reflects some kind of failure on their part.
Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn’t cool to say, at a young age, ‘I want to be a comedian.’
My roots were in acting. That’s all I wanted to be. Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn’t cool to say, at a young age, ‘I want to be a comedian.’
I guess I was the class clown – with a name like Albert Einstein, you don’t hide in the back. I’d read the school bulletin to the class, and I’d add activities and make stuff up. It was good, a good 10 minutes every morning.
If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.
All improv turns into anger. All comedy improv basically turns into anger, because that’s all people know how to do when they’re improvising. If you notice shows that are improvising are generally people yelling at each other.
I think anger and laughter are very close to each other, when you think about it.