Whenever I date a guy, I think, ‘Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?’
I don’t date my girlfriend because she’s a model. I date her because I love her.
Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.
If you’re a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don’t have a choice.
People could rationally decide that prolonged relationships take up too much time and effort and that they’d much rather do other kinds of things. But most people are afraid of rejection.
All men that date me have to know that their name may end up in a pop song.
To find a prince, you gotta kiss some toads.
Some women flirt more with what they say, and some with what they do.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.
I hated the idea of a high school sweetheart. Growing up, oh my God, it just made me sick. I wanted to have a range of cool boyfriends. I wanted to travel around and date these interesting men. Then it just happened. You fall in love.
I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.
It seems essential, in relationships and all tasks, that we concentrate only on what is most significant and important.
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
Last year my boyfriend gave me a painting – a very personal one. I really prefer personal gifts or ones made by someone for me. Except diamonds. That’s the exception to the rule.
As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren’t even people I would date.
When men I have dated over the years whined about, ‘Oh, you make no time for me’ – see ya! I just dumped them. I don’t need that pressure in my life.
Thank God I never got in a fight. All of the jock dudes hated me, but all of their girlfriends thought I was nice so they wouldn’t touch me. It was infuriating to them.
The sea hath fish for every man.
It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.
Love was not in it for me at first. I dated guys because of the way they looked. And then I began to learn that it’s what’s inside that counts. Love to me now is understanding. It’s giving.
You’ll never catch a man if you let him think you are too smart.
It’s weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
If you cry over a guy, then your friends can’t date him. It can’t even be considered.
My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.
I think if I could have a boyfriend like my brothers I’d be really happy. But without the brother thing.
