Spoiler Alert: The world didn’t end in high school.

Just winging it – like my eyeliner.

I peaked in high school… just kidding.

This was nothing like High School Musical.

I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

High school was easy. It’s life that’s hard.

When life shuts a door… Open it. That’s how doors work.

I still don’t know what page 47 means.

It’s been fun, but I’ll see you never.

Trying to become the person my dog thinks I am.

Mastered the art of sleeping with my eyes open.

Education is important, but WiFi is importanter.

I had fun once; it was awful.

They say don’t peak in high school. I’m still on the ascent.

Life’s a climb. High school was just a small hill.

Ravioli ravioli, give me the diplomoli.

Just graduated. But, I still don’t know how to do taxes.

Someday, I hope to make as much money as I’ve spent on coffee.

It’s not a phase, yearbook committee. It’s the real me.

If it wasn’t on Instagram, did it really happen?

Not sure if I graduated or survived.

This diploma looks great next to my participation trophies.

I went to high school and all I got was this piece of paper.

Hogwarts didn’t accept me, so I settled for this Muggle school.

Stayed awake for 90% of high school. Gold star?

Can I get a refund for unused motivation?

They told me to write something. So here I am, writing something.

Google, Alexa, and Siri were my true study buddies.

Senior year feels: 5% learning, 95% meme sharing.

High school: 0. Life’s challenges: loading…

Out of all my siblings, I’m definitely the coolest.

I asked the universe for wisdom. It said, ‘Google it.’

Blink if you’re proud of me. That took longer than expected.

High school was the trailer. Life’s the full movie.

Future’s so bright I need shades in class.

Said ‘see you tomorrow’ too many times. Now there are no more tomorrows.

I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘influencer’.

Time to adult. Instructions not included.

Ready to face life – after my morning coffee.

I’m not leaving. Just taking a longer lunch break.

Followed the rules and still graduated. Imagine that!

Sleep deprivation chic – my high school aesthetic.

Too cool for this school, but they let me graduate anyway.

I’m like 104% tired.

Teachers said I could become anything. So I became sleep-deprived.

High school: The most sleep, drama, and homework I’ve ever mixed together.

Why fit in when you can stand out?

They say dream big. My bed agrees.

Mic drop. Diploma pick up.

Ready for a nap… I mean, the next chapter.

Flipping the page to a sequel titled ‘Real Life’.

Did high school teach me this quote? Maybe. Maybe not.

I like naps and you.

Less student loans, more adventure.

Not a know-it-all, just know enough.

Taking the scenic route to success.

Some call it graduation. I call it an escape.

Conquer the world, but first, coffee.

Do we ever really graduate from the school of life?

Why be moody when you can shake your booty?

Life update: Adulting mode loading.

Reality called. I sent it to voicemail.

Pursue purpose, not perfection.

Learned enough to know that I have a lot more to learn.

Today’s mood: Brought to you by caffeine.

Spice, spice baby. Life’s about to get spicy.

New diploma, who’s this?

Brains, beauty, and the audacity to be this awesome.

Good vibes, bigger dreams.

Didn’t peak in high school, I’ve just begun.

Thanks, auto-correct, for all the essay assists.

Cleared high school without deleting my browsing history.

If you’re reading this, I graduated.

I told you I’d wear this cap one day.

B.E.A.S.T: Breathtakingly Enthusiastic Amazingly Superb Teen.

Just a drop in the ocean, ready to cause a wave.

Turns out, the cake isn’t a lie.

Chasing dreams and paper… diplomas, to be precise.

High school was a rollercoaster. No height requirement though.

Thanks, caffeine and wifi.

Mischief managed.

Trust the magic of beginnings.

Keep it real or keep your distance.

Make today so awesome, yesterday gets jealous.

Yearbook approved this quote; miracles do happen.

Ready for the real world, as soon as I check my notifications.

Every ending is a new beginning.

Past this finish line, onto the next.

In high school, I learned to embrace my weird.

Proud member of the procrastination nation.

Reality? I think you mean ‘plot twist’.

Collect memories, not things.

I’m not lazy, just in energy-saving mode.

Turn your cants into cans and your dreams into plans.

Being me was my superpower.

Too rad to be sad.

Catch flights, not feelings.

I can and I did.

Passion first, everything else will follow.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

The ceiling isn’t the limit, it’s just the beginning.

If it doesn’t challenge you, it doesn’t change you.

I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘graduate’.

High school was my warm-up.

I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Lived, laughed, and occasionally learned.

The best time for new beginnings is now.

Ready to live, but first let me take a selfie.

I can’t adult today. Maybe tomorrow.