I always say God should have given women one extra decade at least, especially if you want a family. You’re trying to pack a lot in.
A lot of women say they love being pregnant, but I wasn’t such a big fan.
I have been a woman for fifty years, and I’ve never yet been able to discover precisely what it is I am.
Most women are indulgent of themselves. This is a mistake. It should be only the reward of old age.
You women could make someone fall in love even with a lie.
The women’s movement completely changed attitudes all over the world in ways we’ll never be able to count.
All women’s issues are to some degree men’s issues and all men’s issues are to some degree women’s issues because when either sex wins unilaterally both sexes lose.
What bugs me is that movies don’t reflect how interesting and vibrant women are. We don’t treasure women as they get older.
Why is it men are permitted to be obsessed about their work, but women are only permitted to be obsessed about men?
A man who graduated high in his class at Yale Law School and made partnership in a top law firm would be celebrated. A man who invested wisely would be admired, but a woman who accomplishes this is treated with suspicion.
All issues are women’s issues – and there are several that are just women’s business.
I would not send a poor girl into the world, ignorant of the snares that beset her path; nor would I watch and guard her, till, deprived of self-respect and self-reliance, she lost the power or the will to watch and guard herself.
Relationships are made of talk – and talk is for girls and women.
The only people you can really share certain things with in secret are your girlfriends.
Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.
I speak Spanish to God, Italian to women, French to men, and German to my horse.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players: they have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts, his acts being seven ages.
I always play women I would date.
They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. It’s the same way with women… or at least the ones I want to be with.
Women are the largest untapped reservoir of talent in the world.
Numbers don’t lie. Women lie, men lie, but numbers don’t lie.
A women’s greatest asset is her beauty.
I think feminism is the worst thing that ever happened to women. Our job used to be no job. We had it so good!
I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men; they are far superior and always have been.
