I know I’m not going to be in your head all the time. But once you know me, I’ll be forever in your heart.
I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.
Even before we met and long after we’re both gone, my heart lives inside of yours. I’m forever and ever in love with you.
I know you think I’m crazy. Maybe that’s because I am. About life, about this moment, about you.
I want to take all our best moments, put them in a jar, and take them out like cookies and savor each one of them forever.
I’m convinced that not all units of time are equal.
Ten minutes with a genuine friend is better than years spent with anyone less.
Our eventual fate will be the sum of the stories we told ourselves long enough.
When I was just a cute little caterpillar, you loved me. So I became a butterfly so you would never leave.
I wish I could line up naked the men I’ve slept with and just gloat for a hot minute. Beautiful creatures.
I now have anti-bodies to assholes after working for so many.
Yes, some mistakes leave their mark, like the infidelity stains in the backseat. But in time they do fade.
(On getting married at 19) We told ourselves we had forever and we never looked back. The problem was that we never really looked ahead.
People are like songs to me. About 60 seconds in, I’ll know whether or not to add them to my ‘favorites.
Life’s a battlefield, and we remain loyal to those who fight for us; those who’d die for us.
At the end of the day, I just want to sit with someone I love and chat about what matters and even what doesn’t.
As we get older, it matters less where you are and more who you’re with.
Every word you’ve ever said, is written somewhere in my mind.
She lives like tomorrow isn’t coming and yesterday never happened.
What good is it if they miss your face but not your mind?
I’m such a strong human being. I amaze myself even. If only you knew what I’ve been up against, you’d want my autograph. I’m a real life superhero.
The weak can’t bear to face their weaknesses in the presence of our strength.
Truthfully, there’re only a handful of people in this world who really get joy from seeing you happy. Most won’t care if you’re happy, only if you’re miserable like they are. They eat that shit up.
She was always looking for guarantees in a world of none.
Searching through Monster.com while on the clock feels like being on Tinder while still married.
Falling in love is easy. Falling in love with the same person repeatedly is extraordinary.
Help people.Be interested.Make a difference.Live passionately.Go comando.
You turn me on from across the room, and I’ll completely melt if you come any closer.
The reality is that people reach for a Bible when they’re feeling lost. But if they hadn’t shelved it, maybe they wouldn’t have gotten lost.
I’m convinced that everything I do will have a better outcome than the person who failed at it before me, because it’s the only reality I choose to accept.
True love is wanting to spend the rest of your life with someone you would sometimes also like to strangle.
When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.
My favorite thing you do is stop me in the middle of whatever I’m doing to tell me you love me.
Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday.
Was I on something? Yes, love. The strongest drug there is.
He said I’m the winning lottery ticket, like he’s never meant anything more.
I had a dream about you last night. I was writing a ‘Sex for dummies-Christians That Secretly What to be Porn Stars- 1st edition.’ And you helped me with the illustrations.
You either learn to play hard ball or you become the ball.
The monsters were never under our bed, but in the forest our future.
I’d tell you what happened, but I can’t remember all of it. And I don’t wanna put words in my dreams thoughts.
My body either likes you or it doesn’t. And, I trust my body but I can’t assuredly tell you why.
Even if most days can’t be half as good as today, it’s days like this that make it all worth it.
(When)When you call me nugget.When you take pictures of me.When you dance.When you complement me.When you laugh.When your eyes squint as you smile.When we make love when we’re sick.I fall more in love with you.
And then she realized that after that Christmas party, she didn’t really lose anything, except respect for everyone.
I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs, made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.
Sometimes, as in a game of chess, we must strategically regress so that we might progress toward our ultimate objective.
He’s unconventionally attractive and yet coincidentally everything I’ve ever wanted.
Being near you for a day was at the top of my bucket list of the greatest life achievements, so this has by far exceeded my expectations and everyday has been magic.
As in most fairy tales, there’s a prince and a princess, dragons and some magic, and the feeling it gives you that anything is possible if we could stay this way forever.
People who always arrive early aren’t worth waiting for.
I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?
One thing I’ve learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I’ve never been able to forge desire.
Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don’t last a day in the real word. No one’s a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?
I write because it’s the only thing I love that always loves me back.
I’ve had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you’re the only human that can.
He said he loved more than any other women he’s ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.
You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you.
My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met.
The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.
Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you’re my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can’t wait to love you more tomorrow.
I’ll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters.
I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don’t know where I got that from. Seems silly now.
What you think, what you eat, and what you see today, shapes who you will be tomorrow.
I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about. So, I let you in and we made coconut pancakes like it was the very first time.
It’s hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we’ve ended a good fight.
Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you’ve grown up.
Everyday’s a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.
When you leave, I feel like I’m alone with your demons.
At the end of the day, we’re all striving to be touched, somehow.
If there’s something I’m not good at, it’s usually because I just organically despise it. I can’t help that. I’m fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it.
Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.
Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.
My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I’ve ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you.
I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.
Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative.
I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too.
Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone.
Don’t forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it’s your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.
Drink up my honey eyes,Kiss them shut every night,And be my ‘one’ all my life.
I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out?
You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You’re the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.
Madeleine Albright says, “There is a special place in hell for women who don’t help other women.” I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.
I’ll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.
Chemically, I’m as off as I can be. But you fix me.
I’ll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.
Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I’m just mad about you. And that darling, that’s the best love there is.
Even when I’m sleeping, I go to places where you are.
Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.
It’s the person that calls you up because they’re eating at ‘our favorite spot,’ and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That’s a friend, to me.
The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can’t make sense of someone who’s so brand new to you.
I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life.
If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we’d all be happier. It’s hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.
I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.
I’d prefer to die in Texas when I’m old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that’s where I entered the world, so that’s how I’ll leave it.
I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.