If you wake up tired, you’ve been chasing dreams. If you go to bed tired, your making your dreams happen.
There’s no greater show on earth than observing human nature
If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else
Material wealth can be bad for your health.Because when you’re in the soil it’ll make your blood boil,that you couldn’t keep it all for your self.
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine
If the moment is everthing, then everything is time.
If you change who you are to suit other people, you may end up dressed for the wrong occasion
Love will never let you down, if you don’t give it up
When you’ve tried everything and failed, try everything else and succeed
You can change your mind, don’t let your mind change you
When you can’t get what you want, get what you need
If your dreams are to hard to achieve, just achieve
Lifes like a painters palette, just when you’ve got everything worked out the colours change
Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards
If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten
You can’t always be right, but you can be wrong a lot less
Always blow your own trumpet, blowing someone else’s is unhygienic
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
The life we’re given is on a thread, so wear it well.
If you can’t make ends meet, meet them in the middle instead
The doctor asked me recently how I was feeling within myself, I replied, “absolutely fine doctor, but I’m terribly lonely without myself.
People are like the waves, all similar, none the same
If the colour of life turns grey turn the palette the other way
If you count sheep before you go to sleep, are you barrrrr’d from dreams?
When an artist friend of mine explained she was working her way up the creative ladder, I asked if she would kindly paint the front of my house on the way up.
Never worry if you’re excluded from the circle, sometimes it’s full of squares.
Always walk as if you’re running late, it’s healthier.
If it’s taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.
When the loneliest place on earth is in your mind, move out!
When you can’t think clearly, climb to the top of your thoughts
Sometimes you can miss the boat and find a new life.
I’ve never been thrown out of a pub, but I’ve fallen into quite a few
Avoid the stage of old age sit in the audience, it’s all the rage
Great songs don’t grow on trees, yet lots of songs have been written on great trees
It’s good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it’s going
When you’ve got everything and think you’ve got nothing you’ve actually got less
In the big scheme of things, it’s the little things that matter
If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead
A thin man can squeeze into a fat body, yet you can only squeeze a fat man to become thin
Falling into true love, is not taking a rope to climb out
Even when you don’t see old age coming, you can wave it goodbye
If you’re given a dirty look, wash it and give it back.
Sometimes the walk to the doctors is a better cure than the medicine you receive
Living in the fast lane is great as long as you remember where the slip roads are
Words can be a fortress or a drawbridge to disaster
Your mind will never be dull, if you remember there is never enough to learn for it to be to full.
I’ve been living on the edge for so long, my friends call me Cliff
Sometimes you need to move away before you can see where you are
Sometimes you may have nothing yet without hope you’ve got less
If you forget who you’ve become remember who you are
There’s only one person to blame for lack of self confidence
It’s free to feed your mind and your mind feeds your body
Never look in the mirror when your stressed it’s contagious
When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!
Try jogging when following your heart, it’s healthier
When you suspect old age is catching up with you, live faster!
Facing the backside of the future is the only way to move forward
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
Always dip your toe in the past before stepping into the future
You can’t help who you are, but you can change who you want to be.
Do short people reach their full potential quicker?
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it’s best to be an oblong
Age may catch up with you, just never let it over take you.
Better to be a successful failure, than to fail at success.
If you’re going to buy a castle, make sure you get on the property extension ladder.
I’ve always been driven, unfortunately not always in the right direction.
I had everything summed up in a nutshell unfortunately I lost the nut.
Best that all mischief be undertaken behind a squeaky door
When you reach the middle of your career ladder, turn it the other way around and slide down to the top
If you want to know what’s going on, keep your mind in the fridge or it might go off.
Better to have too much time to manage, than too much money that manages all your time
Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time
If you can hear the birds singing, you’re in the right place
When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date
It’s important to look at the big picture of life, as long as it’s not through a small screen
In the big scheme of things, all’s we really need, is a little love
In the big scheme of things, a little love is all we need
Hate is bait for the devil, love is the gate to god
If you can’t get everyone on your side, make sure they’re right behind you.
Always stay one step a head, unless you’re already there
Christmas comes but once a year, starts in August ends in July
Dreaming’s great as long as you wake up now and again
Being under pressure is great, if it’s all in the right place.
Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom
I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind.
Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand.