Top 81 Gena Showalter Quotes

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.


There’s a really stupid saying: When life hands you a lemon, make lemonade. Well, I have a better saying: When life hands you a lemon, shove that lemon up its stupid butt.


People are the most difficult thing in the world to change


I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do people look at me as if the world would be a better place without me?


There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.


How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in us and begins to control us. Sigh. I hate feeling afraid, and I hate, hate, HATE feeling out of control.


That means life itself is a fairy tale. Like the characters, we all live and love and search for a happily-ever-after.


To answer your question, you want me because I’m made of awesome.


I tried to tell you. You said you didn’t care, remember?”A muscle ticked below his eye. “You should have told me anyway.””While you had barbells within your reach? Please. I’m Disease, not Stupid.


He had a bleeding cut on his leg and he smelled like shit.Her nose wrinkled. “Step in something?” she asked innocently. mind was being hit by a cab, then landing on the lap of a naked man. With an erection, Anya. He had an erection.


Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He’s actually a decent human being. Almost a woman.-Jillian’s mother


Apparently, dancing for him and throwing herself at him weren’t enough. Apparently, she had to nearly commit murder to arouse him enough to attack her.


Should I pull on a shirt?” he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. “No.” He’d be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn’t going to tell him that part. “You’re fine.


I’ll take the cemetery,” Kane said. He didn’t sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. “The club might collapse if I go.


Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.


He gripped her nape. “I fuckin’ love you, Regin!” Rain spiked his lashes as he gazed down at her, commanding her, “Love Me Back


Every night death came, slowly, painfully, and every morning Maddox awoke in bed, knowing he’d have to die again later. That was his greatest curse and his eternal punishment.


I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist


Don’t look now, but that’s my ex over there.”Surely I’m not the only one who takes “don’t look now” as “there’s no better time than now.” I looked.”Bad, Ali!” Another slap to my arm. “Bad, bad, bad Ali! Have you no self control?


Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you.


CPR dummy looked like him and had clearly been stabbed. Repeatedly. In the groin. He thought she might have used the dummy for target practice, and tried not to be offended. Key word: tried.


I’m not trying to—What do teenagers say nowadays?” he asked my grandmother.“Get all up in her biznez,” Nana said.Without cracking a smile.“That’s right,” he replied. “We’re not trying to get all up in your biznez, Ali.


Um i’m happy to sit close to you and everything, but i had no idea you would like it so much,’ Paris muttered.


Dallas popped his jaw. “I do not cackle. I bitch like a he-man.


She stopped at the desk and held up a can for his view. “This looks like an ordinary hairspray can, right?””Of course.” he said though he had no idea what hairspray was.


What was worse, he couldn’t tell her how much he thought he maybe might kinda sorta love her.


Problem was, he couldn’t masturbate his sexual desires away because he’d fry off his cock.” Hector


No one could ever truly be free as long as they loved, and life wasn’t worth living without love. So freedom? Overrated.


By the way, only a real man can accept his feminine side.””I don’t know who fed you that line of garbage, but I can promise she’s laughing at you right now.


Lipstick?” He arched a brow.”I’m on the hunt for my perfect shade,” I respond, de


She wasn’t easy to be around at the best of times, and during the worst, well, she sucked flaming balls of mean…Still she wanted his eternal admiration.


She’s beauty and she’s the beast, rolled into one.


Sister?” Jessie Kay scowled. “Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way.


But you will trust me again, Annabelle. You will want me again, and we will be together. I will behave. You’ll see. – Zacharel


It is my job-no,-my privilege-to make the fire become an inferno. -Gray


Let your light shine, never look back and live as if today is your last day…because it just might be.


Last will never be more important than commitment. Commitment stacks the odds of a successful relationship in my favor.


We’re gonna lie when the truth is hard? That’s how this relationship is going to work? All righty, then.


What I’ve learned over the years is that people shouldn’t be defined by a single mistake. Everyone messes up,” she said. “You have to forgive yourself and move one.


It was common knowledge that big, bad city boys spent the bulk of their time sleeping around, coiffing their hair and posting pictures of food on the internet.


Oh, sweet! New man meat’s made it to town, y’all. Let’s gobble.


My momma says we don’t need a man to do our chores for us, ’cause we are smart and capable and I believe her even though Sara’s mom says men were born to be our slaves, we just have to know how to manage them.


He was here! And he was performing live and in-person girl porn—household tasks!


The air smelled like testosterone and manflesh again. (That was a thing, right?)


You are mine, woman, and I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn’t truly live. Now I live, even in my death.


He licked at her lips.”We are going to have some amazing children. The best this world has ever seen.


Pin his fucking legs.””Can’t. Got his arms.””Knock him out, Paris.””Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?


Need a triumph, his demon whined.I’ll get you one. Promise.Sure?What are you, Doubt? Yeah, I’m sure.


You are mine, woman. And I am yours. Until you, my life was desolate. I existed, but I didn’t truly live. Now I live, even in my death.” – Maddox , Sang Kekerasan


You’re just begging for a piece of me, you know that?” she growled. “I don’t know what gave you the idea I’ve lowered my standards, but I assure you, I haven’t. I want no part of you.


You try almost dying, being chased, thenhopping in a car with a complete (horny)stranger.


What do you think is the problem? You’re a cute kid-­‐uh, guy. Man. You’re a cuteman.


Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I might be a vampire so I don’t give a shit. I’ll heal


But if anyoneso much as threatened them because of what Kaiahad once done, she would turn the Slumber PartyMassacre into Blood, Bath and Beyond, adocumentary by Kaia Skyhawk.


One day,” Dane snarled, “I’m going to put your nuts in a grinder and make a testicle salad sandwich.


You speak as if I actually have a soul. As if mine wasn’t ripped from me by lies and betrayal.


Feelings are fleeting, no matter how eart-shattering they seem; they never last, always change.


A man and wife should see the best in each other, should work together, should enjoy each other.


If you’d rather not go with me, I will completely understand and won’t hate you for more than a day. Maybe two.


Evelyn: There’s nothing wrong with embracing one’s emotions.Brittany: Mom, You don’t just embrace your emotions, you make love to them hard-core.


Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.


Have you ever wondered what a witness is? It’s someone who has died, who lives in heaven and watches over the lives of those she loved. That’s what I do. I watch you. I cheer you on. I hurt when you hurt.


Back off, asshole. I haven’t had a woman today, so I’m in no mood for this kind of bullshit.


Sweet pea, you are my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye, and I don’t want to go a day without you. Consider that your official invitation


Scars speak for you. They say you’re strong, and you’ve survived something that might have killed others.


And okay, fine. If you have to kiss her, you have to kiss her. And believe me, I do not envy you. That’s taking one for the team a little far. I mean, I think I’d rather endure the stabbing myself instead of having to kiss her.


Nicolai, the Dark Seducer as his people called him, had been in bed, but not alone. He was never alone. He was a man known for the violence of his temper as well as the deliciousness of his touch


His name is Tyson? I hate to break it to you, but you dated a brand of chicken.


Knock him out, Paris!”Sure. Want me to spew diamonds from my ass while I’m at it?


Once I learned, I went online and ordered every romance novel I could find. They’re fairy tales for grown-ups.


Sighing, she shut the book with a snap. “All right. You need to vent, so I’ll listen to you vent. But do it quickly, because Rydstorm was about to plunder Sabine with his thick, hard—


He was in my nose, my mouth, on my skin, inside my cells, deep in the marrow of my bones. Just then, he was everything to me.


I’m William, but you can call me Sexy. Everyone does.


Destruction was calm, almost content- would he next break out in song like a Disney princess?


If I died, I’d expect my guy to mourn me forever, and if he tried to hook up with someone else, I’d haunt him till he ended up in a crazy house. Then I’d haunt the girl.


The boy I was craved Kat. The man I am craves Milla.


Real love never fails, never fades, and the greatest expression of it is giving.


You wanted to drown in a woman. Here’s your chance. Drown in her blood”~Violence(Maddox)


How are you doing, son?””If you don’t get started, I’ll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast.”- Michael to Solo


This woman might have a daughter, but she was as innocent and pure as newly fallen snow.


Sienna, meet Zacharel. He’s a warrior angel for the One, True Deity. Zacharel, meet Sienna. She’s mine.



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