I’m saying that I’m a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you’re okay with that, because it’s who I am, and you’re what I need.
If I die, I will wait for you, do you understand? No matter how long. I will watch from beyond to make sure you live every year you have to its fullest, and then we’ll have so much to talk about when I see you again… (Bones)
Would you mind repeating that? I’m afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what I’ve longed to hear.
Why did he have to be so gorgeous? Why did he have to stand so close, and why did I still love him so much?
Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.
Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand.” (Bones)
You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one’s better in bed.
He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.
You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!
I have been stabbed, shot, burned, bitten, beaten unconscious too many times to count, and even staked. None of those held a candle to the pain I felt at seeing his mouth on hers.
We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?- Timmie
Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there’s something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-“”Ask me if I sparkle and I’ll kill you where you stand,” Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.
See?” I’d whispered to Bones, nudging him with a grin. “He never argues with her. Isn’t that sweet?”A snort preceded his response. “Keep dreaming, pet.
Bones has always been smart,” I muttered. “His intelligence was just camouflaged under a mountain of p**sy.”Cat
Usually my form of turning someone down was shoving a stake through his heart while smirking, Gotcha!
Kitten, this is my best mate, Charles, but you can call him Spade. Charles, this is Cat, the woman I’ve been telling you about. You can see for yourself that everything I’ve said is…an understatement.
Don’t care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.Bones to Gregor
No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner,
No one believes you’re serious until bodies start to fall. -Vlad
The sh*t’s gonna splatter, start buggin, yo…”Mencheres to Cat
First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You’re shattering every creep vampire myth I’ve ever heard.
I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.
Slumber party with Dracula, all things considerd why not?
…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.
I don’t mind foreigners. God save the queen!” he squeaked and ran.
You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I’d be shooting myself in the head if I were you.
The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.”- Cat re: Bones
Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.
Don’t kiss me like a woman if you’re going to treat me like a child.
It was the sort of bone deep emotion that made him want to hold her tighter with one hand, and draw a sword against the world with the other.
Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scareme….” His outline blurred again.“You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.
Time has no dominion over love. Love is the one thing that transcends time. (Bones)
Is that a stake, Bones, or are you just happy with my new dress?”“In this case, it’s a stake. You could always feel around for something more, though. See what comes up.
Juan gave Bones the most admiring look he’d bestowed on him yet. “You talked her into going without panties all these years? Madre de Dios, now that’s impressive. I could learn a great deal from you, amigo.
Whatever would give you the idea that I’m her damn brother?
Why did you tell her I’m your boyfriend? Why doesn’t she know about your real one? – TimmyHe’s English! And Mom…Mom hates foreigners! – Cat
…you don’t care because you’re all that and I’m just an artery in a dress.
Cat, hmmm? From where I sit you look more like a Kitten.”My head jerked around and I shot him an annoyed look. Oh, I was going to enjoy this, all right. “It’s Cat,” I repeated firmly. “Cat Raven.””Whatever you say, Kitten Tweedy.
Bones just stared. “You’re not a woman,” he said finally. “You’re the Grim Reaper with red hair!
This is why I stayed away,” he growled against my mouth as his hands started to rove over me with knowing, ruthless passion. “Can’t be near you without wanting you. Can’t stop myself anymore–
A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! – Denise
I think we need to have a little talk, woman to skank.
Why don’t I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever’s pissing you off.
I am going to knock the slut out of you. And that should take some doing, you uppity English tramp!
If you were Catholic, you’d singe the ears of the priest you confessed to.
I’ve wanted you from the moment we met, and if you think sitting next to me in your bra doesn’t overwhelm me with desire, you’re very wrong. I just don’t force myself where I’m not invited. (Bones)
You’d better not be messing with me. I like you, but if you’re feeding me a load of shit just to get some action, I’m going to plug a big silver stake right through your heart.(Cat)
You’re not going to let her do this, are you?” Bones snorted. “Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.
He also deeply distrusts vampires, as you had guessed yourself,” Bones added. “Aside from that, all I heard was enough repetitions of ‘how many chucks could a woodchuck chuck’ to make me want to stake myself.
Let me get this straight. you want me to go stomping through a graveyard brandishing a bottle of booze to rouse an unrestful spirit so that I can interrogate him?” – Cat to Bones
The image I’d had of myself as a child was someone I’d never be, and it was only recently that I realized it was okay to be who I was. – Cat
Charles, mate, you fret too much. I’m a grown man, I am, and I can blood my handle.””Handle your blood?” Bones offered dryly.Ian grinned. “Exactly.
That’s right, Justina!’ he said more thanonce. ‘We’re going to knock those demons out and slay them with the power of Jesus. Hallelujah, can I get an amen?
Just because you don’t know how to do something doesn’t mean it can’t be done.
Vampires don’t tan. Without UV protection, we get sunburned, heal, and just repeat the process over and over.” — Spade, First Drop of Crimson by Jeaniene Frost
As if Spade’s chivalry would allow him to do anything to a woman. The harshest punishment she could imagine him dishing out to Cat would be refusing to open a door for her.
Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I’ll rub off one before I go to sleep
Kitten, you still haven’t told her? Blimey, whatare you waiting for?”“The Second Coming of Christ!” I snapped.
Christ girl, Ι wasn’t even going to bite you. Well, not the way you’re thinking.” “I’m flattered you want to fuck me as well as muder me. Really, Liam, that’s sweet.” He grinned. “Valentine’s Day was just last month, after all.
Nathanial can show me how to better control the change, but even so, you never have to worry about me turning into a cat again. Didn’t you know, I’m allergic to cats.
You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that…
If you run from me, I will chase you, and I’ll find you….
Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there. -Bones from This Side of the Grave
…But the one thing that I would never, ever recover from would be losing you. You made me promise before to go on if that happened, but Bones, I wouldn’t want to. – Cat from This Side of the Grave
I’ve never been jealous before I met you, it burns, luv. Like silver through my veins. Some nights, watching you with other men on your jobs, I think it will drive me mad. (Bones)
I am offering you a real commitment— a place in my life forever. Even if our relationship ended, our tie to each other never would. Let me make you a vampire, Leila, and watch decades slide by like days while you’re by my side.
Just because death would eventually separate us, that didn’t mean it would destroy what we had. I am forever yours, in this life or the next. Some things could penetrate even the formidable barrier of death, and love was one of them.
Flowers and jewelry worked for most girls as a romantic gesture, but here I was, misty-eyed at watching him show my mother how to stab the shit out of him.
I don’t lack for bed partners, so I don’t need to scrounge for unwilling scraps.-Spade
My parents were dismayed by my love of horror movies as a young girl, then even more dismayed when I kept rooting for Dracula to win instead of Van Helsing.