Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Are you upset little friend? Have you been lying awake worrying? Well, don’t worry…I’m here. The flood waters will recede, the famine will end, the sun will shine tomorrow, and I will always be here to take care of you.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong’.Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life — you just hang around until you get used to it.
In the Book of Life, The answers aren’t in the back.
Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by… Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?””I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!
Life is just too much for me. I’ve been confused right from the day I was born… I think the whole trouble is that we’re thrown into life too fast… We’re not really prepared…””What did you want… A chance to warm up first?
What’s the good of living if you don’t try a few things?
If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Why me?”, then a voice answers “Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I’m in the wrong building.
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, “Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?” …Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, “We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.
I don’t think God wants to be worshiped. I think the only pure worship of God is by loving one another, and I think all other forms of worship became a substitute for the love that we should show one another.
Lucy: You learn more when you lose Charlie Brown: Well then I must be the smartest person in world!!!
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
All right, so you believe in Santa Claus, and I’ll believe in the ‘Great Pumpkin.’ The way I see it, it doesn’t matter what you believe just so you’re sincere! (Linus)
Happiness is waking up, looking at the clock and finding that you still have two hours left to sleep.
There’s our excuse… we’ll blame everything on the round-headed kid!
You sold out! We elected you, and you sold out! The next time we have an election, I think everyone should vote for himself. Or we might just as well vote for Charlie Brown! Yes, next year we may even say, ‘You’re elected, Charlie Brown!
That has to be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me in my whole life.
I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don’t understand that. Gosh.
Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.
Winning isn’t everything, but losing isn’t anything.
I used to have more tolerance for these views, but I am losing patience with what I see. The test of anything is the fruit it bears. I see no good fruit being born.
Look out!! Ha! Now you’ve done it! Now you’ve broken a lamp, and you’ve got no one to blame it on but yourself!””Maybe I could blame it on society!
I have deep feelings of depression… What can I do about this?”Snap out of it! Five cents, please.
Well, I know about loneliness. I won’t talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed.For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.
Tell me what you’ll do if you’re captured by the coyotes… Well, that might work, but does your mother live near here?
I’m torn between the desire to create and the desire to destroy.
Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.
How do we know where we’re going? Follow the moon! Remember, the moon is always over Hollywood, and Needles isn’t far from Hollywood.
Whenever the sun is shining, I feel obligated to play outside!
Patty: I’ll be the good guy.Shermy: I’ll be the bad guy.Patty: What are you going to be, Charlie Brown?Charlie Brown: I’ll be sort of in-between; I’ll be a hypocrite!
Life has its sunshine and its rain, sir… its days and its nights… its peaks and its valleys…
I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.
My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
My life has no purpose no direction no aim no meaning and yet I’m happy. I can’t figure it out. What am I doing right?
I’ve developed a new philosophy – I only dread one day at a time.
Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed.
A whole stack of memories never equal one little hope.
Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
Jogging is very beneficial. It’s good for your legs and your feet. It’s also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.
Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.