There will be no more British guys. Unless they are members of the royal family, of course.
Being brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do it anyway.
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person’s idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.
However, because they have no actual interests of their own (or if they do, they squelch them in order to fit in) and merely pursue those that they think will look best on their college apps, they’re zombies.
Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan’s ape father is brutally murdered.And that was only because he was laughing so hard.
I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at ‘I’ve never been to Long Island,'” Zach said.I couldn’t keep a big goofy grin from my face.I loved you at ‘I like seals,'” I admitted. He grinned back.
And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.
The fact is, I love him. He’s the boy I want and one day he’ll be MINE.
Did you let him know that if he can’t see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice but to sue?
It’s what’s known as an origin myth. What happened to me? That’s no myth.
Write the kind of story you would like to read. People will give you all sorts of advice about writing, but if you are not writing something you like, no one else will like it either.
And you can’t have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon…at lease some of the time
And I’m sure than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug dealer or from New Jersey.
Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something is more important than fear.
But mom’s been depressed ever since her last boyfriend turned out to be a Republican.
Weight doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t. I mean, it does if you’re a model or whatever.
Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that’s how I felt about drawing.
No man wants to marry, Finnula. There are just some women they can’t have any other way, and so it is a sacrifice willingly made in order to attain a particularly choice—
But Grandmère is just like all those other women who go around wanting the same rights as men, but don’t want to call themselves feminists. Because that isn’t “feminine.
I just want to let you know that when I look into my future, I see nothing but you.” That’s what Chaz had whispered in my ear at some point during the wedding last night.Then he’d whispered. “And you’re not even wearing Spanx.
And that’s that as you get older, you lose things, things you don’t necessarily want to lose.
It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.
To achieve self actualization, do good things for other people that you would want to be done onto yourself
It’s kind of depressing, if you think about it. I mean, me being so young, and yet so cynical and suspicious.
My mother’s psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.
I usually know almost exactly how I feel. The problem is, I just can’t tell anyone.
Oh my God, I am such a liar. And I can’t even leave it at just one lie, either. Oh, no. I have to pile it on. I am sick, I tell you. Sick.
…men aren’t in touch with their emotions, and don’t share enough [?]
Home. Wow. I’m already calling it home.Well, isn’t that what any place is? Any place that you share withsomeone you love, I mean?
I opened the door and went inside, calling “I’m home!” Except that I wasn’t, really. Because home meant something else to me now, and had for quite awhile. And he didn’t live there anymore.
In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was beating the crap out of her).
I felt as if the Milky Way, hovering above our heads like a celestial pitcher, had suddenly overturned, pouring suns and planets down my throat. Stars seemed to be shooting out of my finger and toes, the ends of my hair.
But maybe kissing was enough. Maybe kissing was the only thing that mattered, anyway. Maybe kissing could overcome the whole vampire/basketball thing.
Good bye AEHS. You suck. I hate you. And yet… Somehow I’ll miss you too.
Why does anyone commit murder?’ he asked in a low voice.’I-‘I blinked.’How should I know?”Three reasons,’ Christopher said. He held up one finger. ‘Love.’ Another finger. ‘Revenge.’ And finally, a third finger. ‘Profit…
I was dead, and I hadn’t even been able to attend my own funeral.
Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.
Read and write all the time. Never stop sending out your stuff. If you’re constantly writing and sending stuff out, eventually someone will bite.
Which type of wedding gown best suits you?If you are lucky enough to be tall and slender, you can pretty much get away with any type or shape of gown. That is why models are tall and slender—anything looks good on them!
We kissed all the way through the fireworks display. We didn’t even notice that there was a fireworks display… …I guess because we’d been making fireworks of our own.
Loud ringing noises, I’ve discovered, upset Mr.Peepers.
One of the biggest mistakes girls can make concerning their romantic life is sitting around waiting for their prince to find them, rather than getting out there and finding him themselves.
Nikki “Brandon’s never hurt anyone. He’s competely sweet and adorable.”I choked a little on the sip of sparkling water I’k just swallowed. If Brandon was sweet and adorable, I was Satan’s bride.
If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, but if you teach him to fish, he’ll eat all the fish you might have caught for yourself.–Advice of Paul Slater, the evil mediator, to Suze
If the guy likes/loves you, he won’t care if you are a good kisser or not.He should like you for what you are – not how you kiss.
When something horrible happens, it’s human nature to want to blame it on someone. We want someone to be held accountable, even though sometimes things just happen.
I get accused all the time of having a bigmouth. But if you ask me, guys gossip way more than girls do.
Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.
My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
I actually love writing for teens best. I had such an awful time in my own teen years – I love having the chance to relive them through my fiction.
This is how many people become artists, musicians, writers, computer programmers, record-holding athletes, scientists… by spending time alone practicing what they love.