Momentary happiness is worse than permanent misery.
The only difference between fiction and religion is that people don’t kill themselves over fiction.
Religion springs from man’s feeling of inferiority.
I’ve had orgasms lasting longer than our relationship.
Don’t be afraid! Hold my hand and let’s jump off that cliff together.
I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.
Without purpose, we’re zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.
Let me kiss you and take your breath away, we’ll worry about resuscitating you later.
Pour your heart out to me and fill my emptiness with your grief.
I seem to be torn between ‘I wish we’d met earlier’ and ‘I wish we’d never met’.
Here’s to love at first sight, and here’s to getting over it the moment you blink.
Why don’t I just go against all reason, ignore past experiences and fall in love with you?
Sometimes I wake up wanting to tell you to leave everything you claim to hold dear behind and be with me instead, but oftentimes I wake up wanting to tell you to go fuck yourself…
I’ve had so much of you in such little time that I shouldn’t be suffering from withdrawal!
At first, I was lost in you, but now you’re lost on me.
I looked into your eyes and was captivated by the chaos that ran through you. I wish you hadn’t said all the things I wanted to hear!
I think that before and after we kissed are two different timelines.
I’d like to believe that my kiss has made you see me in a whole different light.
Maybe I should love someone mundane and let them bore me to death.
I could’ve loved you but the line is too long and your passiveness is endless.
Oh, am I glad to know that after all these years it still is hard trying to unlove someone; if there’s such a thing…
Women fuck us up, break our hearts, drive us mad, and yet we love them; because if we didn’t, nothing would make sense.
You’re like a band-aid that is slowly ripping off, and I’m still wounded!
May you find what you are looking for and realize it is not the answer.
Sometimes the shackles of oneself are worse than those of others.
Life is a bitch; you get used though, or you kill yourself. Either way, you’re winning.
There’s something infinitely fascinating or fatal about a woman behind the wheel.
You need a body to preserve your soul, not a set of abstract principles.
Everything has a price. The price, however, isn’t always money.
You’re a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.
Please continue praising me and forget all about me the very next day.
Having sex with a condom is like eating chocolate with the wrap on.
You’re like a dream I never want to wake up from, but I; I’m insomniac!
Thank you for undusting my true colors; or color: black… Oh, how I missed the darkness!
The world is filled with heroes and wannabes, so let me just play the villain.
If one is sick, one is usually the last person to know.
I gradually fell from grace; alas, you dove in headfirst!
Every puff was like sucking in the abyss, yet he inhaled until his lungs filled with toxic smoke that clouded his thoughts of her.
Why fall? Let’s rise in love together; and while we’re at it, let’s come up with lamer quotations.
It’s ironic how your comfort zone can be tiring sometimes.
I can’t tell whether a revived man would appreciate his second chance or yearn for the stolen serenity.
You made me hate the person I was becoming—only because you wanted me to—and for that, you will never be forgiven.
May you have all the pleasure you’ve always craved. Nay, may you drown in it!
To love others you’ve got to love yourself, but I love myself too much I’ve got no place for others.
I held her like tomorrow would not come. It stitched me, if only for a second…
Life is better when you’re drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.
You only reveal your game plan when you know you’re winning, or losing.
You shattered the remainder of my heart, yet you expect me to be okay with it day after day.
Lie long enough and eventually you’ll believe yourself.
I’m too open minded that I don’t know what to mind anymore.