Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!
Don’t bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.
The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.
The only thing standing between you and your dreams is … reluctance.
Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.
I strive for perfection – I settle for satisfaction
Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.
A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.
This isn’t your world. It’s your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.
Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.
Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. “Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?””Just the usual.” She answers. “Shattered dreams.
The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to the virgin Mary with a spray of lillies in his hand, to announce that she is to be the mother of the Turks.
I never fail. It’s just that the people around me succeed more than I.
One should never give up on hope. Unless that’s the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you’re the one getting slapped with the stick.
What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.
All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.
How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can’t buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?
When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!
I don’t like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.
Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.
I saw America’s economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn’t be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.
No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.
If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.
To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?
I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.
Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren’t any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.
If they’re not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.
Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, ‘What the hell just happened?
There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place
My best days are Monday through Friday, and Saturday and Sunday.” “Ian,” Wesley noted, “that covers the whole week.” Ian nods his head. “Pretty much.
Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.
Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.
The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.
You can spend your life judging people or, you can spend it making friends. Take your pick.
When people say they hate life, to what are they comparing it to? The alternative isn’t any more appealing.
If only yesterday could be my tomorrow then today wouldn’t even matter.
Often times, “shame” is the word that best describes reality.
Intelligence is being intelligent enough to know you’re not so intelligent as you intelligently once thought.
The shattering of a heart when being broken is the loudest quiet ever.
Hope is believing in something that eludes you. It’s a desperate feeling in a desperate situation.
The problem with a lot people is, they are more concerned about their image than they are about their reputation. It should be the other way around.