When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
a wise woman puts a grain of sugar in everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
Before a marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you`ve said; after marriage, he`ll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won`t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
A woman’s flattery may inflate a man’s head a little; but her criticism goes straight to his heart, and contracts it so that it can never again hold quite as much love for her.
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And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her – when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin except to be there when he doesn’t want her.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar a custom which is still continued.
Love the quest marriage the conquest divorce the inquest.
When two people decide to get a divorce it isn’t a sign that they “don’t understand” one another but a sign that they have at last begun to.
A husband is what is left of a lover after the nerve has been extracted.
Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman’s greatest sin except to be there when he doesn’t want her.
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.
Love like a chicken salad or restaurant hash must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
A man never knows how to say goodbye a woman never knows when to say it.
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman’s punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him.
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.
It isn’t tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying it’s separating himself from all the others.
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar – a practice which is still continued.
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
The woman who appeals to a man’s vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.
Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.