Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
It’s pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
It’s pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
Gossip is vice enjoyed vicariously – the sweet subtle satisfaction without the risk.
It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothin’ that they seem indispensable.
I haven’t heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed.
The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
Being an optimist after you’ve got everything you want doesn’t count.
Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
I don’t know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
A bee is never as busy as it seems it’s just that it can’t buzz any slower.
Don’t knock the weather nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.