All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.
Psychosis is person less persona, raving sincerity.
My son, I don’t believe in God, prayer, afterlife or miracles. You may disagree with me on all of these. I’d prefer that you agree and reserve rebellion and independence over important issues instead.
When all seems hopeless, cross your fingers and stick with the secular prayer.
I hate feeling hate but feeling nothing feels worse.
If you see me standing on my head, I’m trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.
They safely cured the world of sadness, wiser the Pfizer for it?
Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.
If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once?
There is a meaning of life but I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Ultimate meaning is meaningless. Meaning meaning means everything else.
If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They’d ruin everything.
Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.
A bind is when you’re quadriplegic, suicidal about that and unable to persuade your best friend to murder you.
Billions of years before twelve step groups, God committed shotgun suicide. Today wall scrapings share His gratitude stories.
Dad got furious when we lied to him. No, Dad got furious then we lied to him.
Our atheist thoughts go out to his family following their loss.
I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I’d write a check to buy it back.
It’s not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.
My life is so bad that it’s worse than it really is.
Okay, you won our shitty little argument. Pass the world.
The fine line between genius and madness is a punch line. Duck, you idiot!
If sensing so badly of yourself you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.
If you sense so badly that you also sense a need to make me sense that, then I sense sadly that you cannot make better sense … sadder still if you cannot sense my sincerity.
I recovered from recovering so no longer celebrate not doing bad things to defend myself as good. I added new bad for good measure.
It’s no longer time to take sides for or against race, rather sides against those who still do.
I can’t answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn’t fit unless we saw the same shrink.
I say there is no darkness but ignorance,” said William Shakespeare. How would he know, he knew everything?
He who lives by the sword shall die by the sword … unless he’s a general.
Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie.
I was accused of always acting superior. Always means being, not acting.
My secret to maintaining a youthful appearance? Immaturity.
I finally decided what I want to be when I grow up – late.
Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear so don’t look and they’ll stay farther away than you expect they would.
We contradict all for which we stand for we all stand for the lie the whole lie and nothing but the lie so help save our lying asses.
I can’t name just one example. Then there’s only one.
With good morality first candidates you’ll get bad candor, bad ethics, bad loyalty and bad morality – lastly bad odor will surface to save the day if you maintain good optimism like I do.
Feed a squirrel and he’ll leave you alone every day.