Top 35 Jennifer Crusie Quotes



You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.

 

His sentences didn’t seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.

 

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

 

Say, ‘Thank you, Phin.’ ”“Oh, please.”“Say, Thank youvery much, Phin. ”“I don’t think so.”“Say, ‘You are a great lover, Phin.’ ”“I’m out of here.

 

Of course it hurt you neanderthal! See that? Thats blood. If theres blood, theres pain. Its like smoke and fire.

 

Feel no guilt. Getting married and giving birth does not mean that you have sold your life away to perfectly healthy people who can get their own damn socks.

 

This is a woman you’ve known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you’re seriously—”“Yes,” Roger said. “She’s the one.

 

It’s not a problem. There are people out there with much worse problems than mine.”-Cynthia”Doesn’t make yours any more fun to bear.”-Liza”No. But it does help with the self-pity.”- Cynthia

 

You have to open up to the world and learn optimism…Contentment with the past, happiness with the present, and hope for the future. Learned optimisim.

 

I’ll never forget my first time with you’ Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. ‘The earth moved, and then my mother asked my father who he was going down on at lunch.

 

Life is more than great sex and a nice car.” “Well, yeah. But not a lot more.

 

No, this wasn’t just about sex, but for the next hour or so, it was going to be mostly about sex.

 

As far as I’m concerned the last good man went when Elvis died.

 

Who was the moron on the phone?””Carl Avery,” Kate said. “A long-standing client and potential felon.

 

What happened to the good old days when rich white men just bought their way into office?

 

Everybody’s crooked. The trick is to find out how they’re bent.

 

Dempseys are never in trouble. We just have stretches of life that are more interesting than others.

 

Very few people mate for life with the people they fall for at twelve. Doesn’t mean is isn’t real, doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt, doesn’t mean it doesn’t matter, but basically, we’re talking a practice swing in the big game of love.

 

Values aren’t buses,” she said shortly. “They’re not supposed to get you anywhere. They’re supposed to define who you are. And I’d rather be touchy-feely than morally bankrupt.

 

The first rule in life is ‘everybody lies.’ Remember that and you’ll get a lot further.

 

Mitch’s take on humanity had deteriorated to the point where he assumed someone was lying if her lips were moving.

 

If she’d just kept her mouth shut, she would have been perfect, but no…

 

I’m thirty-four.””You don’t look thirty-four.””That’s because I’m not married.” Mae’s smile felt as if it were set in concrete. “Marriage tends to age a woman.

 

You’ve lived in America for twenty years. Eat badly, damn it.

 

He was not looking forward to breaking the law. He was straight now. He’d matured. Crime no longer excited him.What?’ Ronald said.I didn’t say anything.’You’re breathing heavy.

 

Values aren’t buses… They’re not supposed to get you anywhere. They’re supposed to define who you are.

 

If you are not going to be a comfort, have the decency to be an empty space.

 

First, I’m not getting married, so you can forget the wife. Second, if I was insane enough to get married, I wouldn’t have kids. Third, if I was insane enough to get married and have kids, it would be a cold day in hell I’d let you babysit.

 

People should be more careful about what they read to their kids,” Park said. “Some of this stuff sounds dangerous.

 

The therapist, he thought, and it bothered him a lot more than it should have. After all, he had nothing permanent with Sophie. He just needed to touch her on a semiregular basis or he couldn’t finish his sentences.

 

I’m fine,” Kate said. “In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better.””Bad deduction,” Jessie said. “If that were true, I’d be dating Harrison Ford by now.

 

That’s not a father. That’s a sperm donor. Forget him. He’s a mess. Concentrate on me. I’m terrific. -(Linc Blaise)

 

Kid, I’ve only known you two days and I’ve seen you plastered three times.” He shook his head. “A bar would not be a good career move for you.

 

You could forgive a lot if somebody was there to take care of things until you grew up.

 

Part of being a writer is defending your vision and not caving in to outside pressures.

 

 

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