Hey!” I said, indignation filling me. “I’m immortal! Doesn’t that mean I won’t get saggy boobs and gray hair? Because if it doesn’t mean that, I want a refund—
… you’ve experienced the single scene out there – it’s blood test and background checks and references and ‘Please pee in this cup before we can go on a date’ screenings, all clinical and stripped bare of any romance.
Do you want me to ride you like a rented mule, or do you prefer to be Mr. Missionary Position? I’m fine with wither, so it doesn’t matter to me.
Roxy, stop being so obnoxious!” -Joy”I’m never obnoxious; I’m just concerned.” -Roxy
Yes, he is a man, so genetically he’s engineered to be dense about many things, but he’s not stupid.
Honest to god, Clare, you act like the dress is more important than you being shot!”Of course it is! It’s a Versace, you idiot! Bring help! I’m going to save this dress at all costs.” – Sam to Clare
His laughter echoed through my mind. I have a beautiful woman in my arms, and am taking her back to my home, where she and I will be alone and able to indulge whatever fantasies we choose. What is there not to enjoy?
Do you have some sort of anti-derangement medication? If so, you might wish to take it.
How was I going to break it to my sister and brother that I was now a demon lord?
It is the way of women to keep us humble, is it not?
I’ll drive. But don’t you be turning into a dragon while you’re in the car. I don’t want those claws poking holes in my nice upholstery.
Dragon form is generally reserved for mating and fighting. We found over the years that it was simply easier to blend in – physically speaking – if we resembled those around us. Do you wish to mate with me?
Too much talking and not enough writhing in ecstasy. You will commence writhing now.
He’s not really my man,” I protested. One fuzzy white eyebrow rose over the lens of his glasses. “You were certainly ogling him as if he was.
No, I didn’t enjoy that in the least. Do it again so I can not enjoy it some more.
I’m not at all the sort of woman who kisses strange dragons when she comes across them.
Oh, boy,” Jim said, giving an excited wiggle. “Cat fight! Wish I had some popcorn.
Stop fussing over me, woman. I will be whole again shortly, and then you can resume ogling me and desiring my body.
I’m sure nothing more exciting will happen beyond finding some Roman ruins beneath the pasture,” Gunner predicted, an excellent example of why he would never be called psychic in any understanding of the word.
You’re handsome and you have a nice accent, and a chest that would make a nun perspire.
He flashed a grin over his shoulder at me. “Ready to be astounded?”I eyed him. “You’re not going to drop your trousers and demand I admire your gorgeous testicles, are you?””Not after you disparaged their beauty.
Stop lusting after my brother, wife.” Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. “Else I’ll have to get the parrot out.
I have to say that you’re the last person I’d have expected would have a seventeen-year-old daughter. You’re so…” Alice stopped, suddenly looking guilty.”Dashing?” Gunner supplied. “Debonair?””A bit of a dawg, actually.
Are you one of those fifty-shades-of-bondage people? I haven’t been into that in the past, but I might be willing to try with you. Although I would want to be the one to do the bondaging, while you would have to be the bondagee.
…There’s a bit of a difference between a guy lying back being all sexy and come hither and mmrowr-worthy, and a man who has a toy stuffed parrot hanging from his nips.
Are you going to last if I start nibbling at your ankles and work my way up?” “No. You might make it to my knee, but only if I think about starving children and venereal warts.
I don’t know whether to be pleased that our lovemaking was of such a high quality that you immediately want more, or if it’s an indication you are one of those sex-addicted people who are never satisfied.
…I was enjoying conducting highly charged sexual banter with you.” “As was I, although if we continue along that line, you’re going to make it extremely painful for me to walk. Shall we cool down our libidos with a spot of crypt viewing?
Geez, what do I need to do, use semaphore? I told you I was unclaimed.
You think I’m deranged! How refreshing. Everyone here takes me so seriously, it’s a wonderful change to be thought mentally deficient.
You took a bath without me?”I smiled to myself at the accusation in his voice.
Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn’t listen to anything he says,” I said, panting just a little.”Obviously, he was trying to demoralize me.””Men who are poops demoralize people all the time,” I agreed